Oh, I'm ready for it. . .
Snakes on a Plane. Sheer awesomeness. Go. See. Laugh in inappropriate places. Revel in the cheesy badness. It's so awful, it's good. Try to see it with a crowded theatre, because damn....Think of it like Rocky Horror, it needs audience participation. Nearly everyone you want to die does, nearly everyone you want to live does. It's so formula and just so....it's funny as hell.
On another note, I'm never going to win against these blinds. See, two of my blinds have broken. So I go to buy replacements. I measure first. Ah, I see, it's 31 inches across. So, I get a 30 inch blind figuring that's what I needed. Alas, no. It was too small. I think, huh, maybe I mismeasured? So I take the blinds back and get a 32 ince blind instead. It's too big. But they don't make 31 inch blinds! Just 30 and 32. So I'm screwed....arg. I'll take these back tomorrow I guess.
Seriously. Go see that movie. It's funny and it you'll never want to fly again. Well, unless you see Sam Jackson on your plane, then you're golden.
On another note, I'm never going to win against these blinds. See, two of my blinds have broken. So I go to buy replacements. I measure first. Ah, I see, it's 31 inches across. So, I get a 30 inch blind figuring that's what I needed. Alas, no. It was too small. I think, huh, maybe I mismeasured? So I take the blinds back and get a 32 ince blind instead. It's too big. But they don't make 31 inch blinds! Just 30 and 32. So I'm screwed....arg. I'll take these back tomorrow I guess.
Seriously. Go see that movie. It's funny and it you'll never want to fly again. Well, unless you see Sam Jackson on your plane, then you're golden.