that fucking hat...

Feb 02, 2006 14:17

so, i always used to say that i thought the pope and keith richards had been dead for the past 10 years; that they're basically being controlled by strings and whatnot...then i felt bad when the pope did die...but hey, that wasn't my doing...

but my friend jeff and i have come to the conclusion that some of his problems MUST have come from that fucking hat...i mean, really, how much does that damn thing way?....the pope probably used to be about 6'5'', and his bones were just compressed by the weight of the hat...that, and it broke his neck...that's why he couldn't hold his head up anymore...

but yeah...
that fucking hat...
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