The Iguana Archives (Update for Tim) - The release

[zoekan]

An evil plot was uncovered on a blistering Wednesday in August years past. Twas the fourth day of band camp of the Troy High Marching Band, and we had been out marching back and forth, hither and yon, in the parching sun for hours upon hours. Wilting in the summer sun, we were about to collapse for a break when we heard suspicious noises from the wood at our backs. Brian said it was the emus, and Dana said it was the aliens, but I (being the eldest and most learned of the company) was certain that it was the evil rustling of the iguanas. (Duh duh duh dunnnn). And not just any iguanas. Repugnant, villanous, mutant iguanas. It would be discovered at a later date (said date irrelevant to the current archive) that it was these dastardly creatures (kind it be to allow them into the realm of a creature) are the cause of all bad things that take place in the present World of men and beasts. It was rather misfortunate that the iguanas chose that week to realize their plan of world domination and stowed away on the THS band transport semi, for thereby delivering them directly into the world of humans and unleashing the wrath of ages upon society....

(To be continued)

[edit] Now if I could only apply the same level of cohesiveness to the current confusion of thoughts, I'd be all set. [/edit]