If I were hot...which I'm not.
Warning: Don't read this if you're easily offended. Just don't.
So, there's a phenomenon- which most of you have probably noticed- which I find fascinating.
Being the, "I wish I were slim/skinny, but I'm not, so I'm going to say why everything skinny people do is bad" phenomenon. AKA, Anti-Slim, Pro-Modest.
Okay, let me explain myself. I'm totally for modesty. However, have you ever noticed that people who aren't hot (like me) tend to be EXCEPTIONALLY...well, not 'pro-modest', but rather, 'anit-immodest'? (Okay, forgive me. It might be 'inmodest'. I'm truthfully not sure.)
Well, for awhile, I was the same. "Jeez, they're so just...not modest. What's the point of showing all that skin and stuff?" Along with other things.
But then...I realized...'well, although...if I were hot."
So, I bring you list. The *points at journal title* "If I were hot...which I'm not" list.
NOTE: None of the list is exclusive to hot people. It's just that...if I were hot...I'd probably do these things. xD
IF I WERE HOT...WHICH I'M NOT
1) I'd wear a bikini. A lot.
2) I'd wear those dresses that only barely cover your ass.
3) I'd wear short-shorts.
4) I'd wear tank-tops.
5) I'd wear skirts without leggings.
6) I'd wear leggings as pants.
7) I'd paint my nails a lot.
8) I'd wear shoes that WEREN'T sneakers.
9) I'd wear pants that WEREN'T jeans.
10) I wouldn't wear my mom's old clothes.
11) I might actually enjoy shopping.
12) I would always wear my contacts
13) I would actually buy some new makeup.
14) I might gain a fashion sense.
15) I would probably hang out with fewer guys, and more girls. (Want more eplanation on this one?! Well, that's a whole other post. Deal.)
16) I'd probably leave the house more.
17) I probably wouldn't be obsessed with video games.
18) I'd take pictures of myself.
19) I'd be a camera whore.
20) I'd dance...with guys.
21) I'd be more into actually getting a boyfriend.
22) I might find myself a social life.
23) I might be a bunny for halloween.
24) I'd use product in my hair.
25) I would try to be even hotter than I already was.
26) I would flirt with guys.
27)I would openly talk about my boob size. (Oh wait...shit.)
28) I would maintain a diet.
29) I would go to the gym...In a sports bra and shorts.
30) I wouldn't mind getting changed in the locker room.
And, for now, this concludes my list.
It should be noted that, since I am not hot, none of this list applies to me. And you know what?
I'M OKAY WITH THAT.
I'm comfortable in my own, not hot skin. And I'm damn tired of people who truthfully aren't that overweight, or truthfully don't have that much acne, or truthfully don't have that big of a big, overbearing ass freaking out over it. Yes, there are really ugly people in this world- most of whom through their own damn fault of eating too damn much. And, the people who are like that and bitch at skinny people should just shut up. Now. Yes, even if you're actually my friend. ESPECIALLY if you're actually my friend. (Although, I don't really have any obese friends, so, I guess that that point is moot.) Learn to be comfortable as you are. Or, go to the gym. Jeez.
So, all you not hot people out there, whenever you see a hot girl with a tiny dress, a mini-skirt, etc, and you just want to say "that WHORE" just think...what would you do if YOU were hot?
So, there's a phenomenon- which most of you have probably noticed- which I find fascinating.
Being the, "I wish I were slim/skinny, but I'm not, so I'm going to say why everything skinny people do is bad" phenomenon. AKA, Anti-Slim, Pro-Modest.
Okay, let me explain myself. I'm totally for modesty. However, have you ever noticed that people who aren't hot (like me) tend to be EXCEPTIONALLY...well, not 'pro-modest', but rather, 'anit-immodest'? (Okay, forgive me. It might be 'inmodest'. I'm truthfully not sure.)
Well, for awhile, I was the same. "Jeez, they're so just...not modest. What's the point of showing all that skin and stuff?" Along with other things.
But then...I realized...'well, although...if I were hot."
So, I bring you list. The *points at journal title* "If I were hot...which I'm not" list.
NOTE: None of the list is exclusive to hot people. It's just that...if I were hot...I'd probably do these things. xD
IF I WERE HOT...WHICH I'M NOT
1) I'd wear a bikini. A lot.
2) I'd wear those dresses that only barely cover your ass.
3) I'd wear short-shorts.
4) I'd wear tank-tops.
5) I'd wear skirts without leggings.
6) I'd wear leggings as pants.
7) I'd paint my nails a lot.
8) I'd wear shoes that WEREN'T sneakers.
9) I'd wear pants that WEREN'T jeans.
10) I wouldn't wear my mom's old clothes.
11) I might actually enjoy shopping.
12) I would always wear my contacts
13) I would actually buy some new makeup.
14) I might gain a fashion sense.
15) I would probably hang out with fewer guys, and more girls. (Want more eplanation on this one?! Well, that's a whole other post. Deal.)
16) I'd probably leave the house more.
17) I probably wouldn't be obsessed with video games.
18) I'd take pictures of myself.
19) I'd be a camera whore.
20) I'd dance...with guys.
21) I'd be more into actually getting a boyfriend.
22) I might find myself a social life.
23) I might be a bunny for halloween.
24) I'd use product in my hair.
25) I would try to be even hotter than I already was.
26) I would flirt with guys.
27)I would openly talk about my boob size. (Oh wait...shit.)
28) I would maintain a diet.
29) I would go to the gym...In a sports bra and shorts.
30) I wouldn't mind getting changed in the locker room.
And, for now, this concludes my list.
It should be noted that, since I am not hot, none of this list applies to me. And you know what?
I'M OKAY WITH THAT.
I'm comfortable in my own, not hot skin. And I'm damn tired of people who truthfully aren't that overweight, or truthfully don't have that much acne, or truthfully don't have that big of a big, overbearing ass freaking out over it. Yes, there are really ugly people in this world- most of whom through their own damn fault of eating too damn much. And, the people who are like that and bitch at skinny people should just shut up. Now. Yes, even if you're actually my friend. ESPECIALLY if you're actually my friend. (Although, I don't really have any obese friends, so, I guess that that point is moot.) Learn to be comfortable as you are. Or, go to the gym. Jeez.
So, all you not hot people out there, whenever you see a hot girl with a tiny dress, a mini-skirt, etc, and you just want to say "that WHORE" just think...what would you do if YOU were hot?