is there a place (oo1 || voice) for the hopeless sinner?

[feorging]

Blimey, this Muggle device'd have Dad going barmy.

[Oh, wait. It's recording again. Maybe he should've toyed with it more before-]Evening, ladies and gentlefolk, and what a wonderful evening it is. Nothing quite like divine alien abduction to wake you up in the morning, but my favourite bit was probably the unexpected pricking. Usually polite to

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voice; 1/??

[knowledgeably]

[ She'd know that voice anywhere. Wouldn't she? But it couldn't possibly be - ]

voice; 2/??

[knowledgeably]

Fred? [ No. Absolutely not. Not only is it improbable, it's impossible. Entirely. ]

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[knowledgeably]

[ But why not Ron? :( I mean, she's glad... To a point that Fred is alive and well somehow, but still Ronless... ] How is it you're here?

voice; 4/4

[knowledgeably]

I'm afraid I don't know of any pubs. And The Twelve aren't... aliens, exactly. They're something whose origin of which I'm not sure, but they aren't aliens.

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[playtimed]

[ god why would you want to get properly pissed??!?! just gonna pretend she didn't hear that ] There's one, a pub, in town!

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[feorging]

I ask for a chap and I receive an angel. Perhaps this is Heaven after all.

[Grinning!]

Best news I've heard all day. Don't suppose I could burden some directions from you, by chance?

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[playtimed]

[ oh you. ] I'm not so sure about all that.

It's not a burden at all. It's right by the water in town. Here I'll send the exact location-! [ attached: pub.map! ]

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[feorging]

[Well, you know. :> He takes a second to figure out the attachment.]

Not too far from here, then. Excellent. Much obliged, m'lady.

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[primadere]

You show up in a place like this and your first instinct is to drink?

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[feorging]

'course not! First instinct was to head to the loo, then drink.

[...no, not really, what are you Fred.]

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[primadere]

[ she got the first one from context clues, but "loo" is lost on her. what is british slang. ]

... Uh, excuse me?

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[feorging]

Ah, right. Sorry. Let's see...

[Watch him think hard on this one.]

The restroom, or bathroom if you're American, but that one hardly makes sense seeing as bathing in public doesn't exactly seem commonplace. Or, oh!

[He snaps. He's definitely playing this up for jokes. :(b]

The little boy's room. That oughta do it.

[voice]

[feorging]

[From the responses thus far, Fred's halfway convinced this place is comprised of gorgeous women and him. Excuse him if there's an audibly amused smile in his voice.]

If it's not aliens, then maybe I should've hit the pub sooner. Reckon I'd feel loads less mental that way.

[electricyousei]

"You are the second person I've heard use the word Muggle... Is that some sort of alien species or precursor culture?"

[feorging]

I reckon it's a touch of both, depending on who you ask. Strange creatures, they are.

[...he is joking. Probably. Maybe.]

[electricyousei]

[She's deadpan and emotionless so... Its hard to read]

"I see. I have only a little experience with alien races so... Oh. I'm Ruri. Hoshino Ruri."

[feorging]

[...dear thing. :(]

Fred Weasley, and I've zero experience with alien races so I s'pose there's one thing we've got in common. Pleasure to meet you.