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[shotdeadinmy]

question

so i got this place right now and it's all right. decent. clean or whatever. and i'm living in it for fuckin free which is weird but whatever i can understand bizarre generosity and shit like that but i guess i gotta find some pay soon??? apparently i gotta start forkin over the green next month.

what im askin here i guess is

anyone hiring?

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[gothily]

[ The voice that comes on the other end of the communicator is one that Coyote should be quite familiar with. Remember, Coyote, how she moaned your name? All while she refused to let you come? Oh yes.

If not the voice, then you must certainly remember her laugh. ]

Blown all your money on skeevy school-girl porn already, Camel~?

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[shotdeadinmy]

[arughghghghuhsdj why does she incite so much raaaage arghhh. there's a fist pounding the table, just shy of the keyboard.]

Can't you at least get the fuckin' name right?!

[gothily]

[ That just makes her laugh harder. ]

If you're so desperate, darling, come work for me~ I want to change the furniture in this place, it's hideous. I can toss you a coin or two.

[shotdeadinmy]

Gotta toss me more than a coin, bitch. [through gritted teeth.]

♡VOICE.

[freed]

[to any normal human being, coyote would look totally intimidating and scary and unsavory and all that good shit, but N just thinks he's colorful!!! he reminds him of gunji and anything that reminds him of gunji is good.]

Striaton, a cosplay cafe, is always looking for employees, but I would also reccomend the Mezzanote Capolavori, the opera house, which is run by my beloved Barry and offers a wide array of jobs available to suit all kinds of people. I believe the karaoke bar, Hades, is still hiring? And so is Hanaemi, a shop tailored to Japanese things.

/follows suit~

[shotdeadinmy]

[oh that's good actually. being not afraid of him makes things a lot easier.]

Huh, that's a lot of openings. Japanese things sounds like something I'd be into, but can you elaborate on "things"? Can't really get a feel for something with just things.

[freed]

Admittedly, I cannot say. I have never been there personally, and I do not have a Japan where I am from, so I assume whatever is typically sold in Japanese-themed stores is what Hanaemi carries.

[shotdeadinmy]

Then it's probably just tourist-y souvenir bullshit, but whatever. I'll look into it I guess. Thanks.

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[quippable]

What happened to your money? Did you put it all in the swear jar?

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[shotdeadinmy]

hilarious!!!
didnt have none to start with
no need for money when youre dead

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[quippable]

Oh. Sorry to hear that, I guess. But didn't you arrive here with a little gift from the bank?

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[shotdeadinmy]

dont worry about it

uhhhh
gift?

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[meganekkomimi]

Hello again, Mr. Coyote!

There's quite an array of opportunities available to you, in fact. If you ask around town a bit, one of the locals will probably be happy to employ you in some capacity; however, if you'd prefer to work with someone who was "chosen" to be here like you, I can be more specific.

N already mentioned his own cafe, Striaton, and Eikichi Mishina's karaoke bar, HADES, which is currently hiring bartenders. He also brought up Hanaemi, the Japanese goods shop where I work! I believe you mentioned to me in our first conversation that you're something of an aficionado of the Japanese aesthetic, so perhaps you'd find it a good fit; we specialize in snacks, desserts, housewares, and clothing, and custom-made items. We're located in the Air district; Mr. Mephisto Pheles is the shop's proprietor, and positions are currently open for sales associates, tailors, chefs, stockers, tailors, and mascots

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[shotdeadinmy]

haha shiiiiit chica you know your stuff. you part of a welcoming committee or something?

but yeah a lot of these rea pretty damn intriguing but mostly the mechanic position at that repair shop you mentioned. sounds like something id be into. im good with my hands hehe

thanks, seriously.

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[meganekkomimi]

Oh, not really; it's just that I'm the class representative back home, and I'm terrible at breaking habits.

You're seriously welcome. I wish you the best of luck at finding work you'll enjoy!

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[shotdeadinmy]

huh well keep it up i guess. place can always benefit from helpful people.

hahah thanks again.