3rd Rifle [Video]

[bronze_flower]

[The feed turns on to show Mami thoughtfully looking at a tarot card, though the way she's holding it only the back can be seen.]It's a little odd that they ignore us on a personal level most of the time, but then they give us these on our birthdays, isn't it? On the other hand, our birthdays are what determines which sign we fall under, so maybe

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[brotag]

Oh, happy birthday!

[Yosuke grins brightly over the screen at her. After a moment, though, he notices the card, and it takes him a bit to question...]

Hey, what's that...?

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[bronze_flower]

Thank you, Hanamura-san.

It's the gift the Twelve gave me for my birthday - a tarot card.

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[brotag]

... a tarot card? I think I've seen some other people get those.

[Not that he really gets what they're all about, but...]

What's it have on it?

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[bronze_flower]

It has, um, lewd imagery on it. It's either a suggestion on how to worship... Or instructions on what I'd have to do to get the actual gift.

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[brotag]

... oh. Uh.

[He wants to ask, but that'd be kind of awkward, even if he... has... done things with her before. He considers asking for a moment, but for the moment he'll just look kind of dumb(er than usual) at the camera.]

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[bronze_flower]

[Mami can guess at what he wants to ask, and what's actually on the card is probably less embarrassing than what he might come up with on his own, so with a small sigh she shows him the card's face.]

I could have gotten a worse one, I think.

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[brotag]

[...er.]

They... want you to... cook naked or something?

[Yosuke isn't sure he understands the appeal of that. Like, naked is good, but isn't that... dangerous?

Maybe it's just that all the girls he can think of cooking naked aren't people he'd like to imagine cooking.]

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[bronze_flower]

Apparently so. Maybe because it involves a decent amount of stretching and bending while you're doing it? At least I'm a decent cook...

[She isn't entirely sure of the appeal, either, though maybe implications of domesticity and servitude have something to do with it?]

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[brotag]

It just seems really dangerous, though.

[...please don't cook anything hot, Mami.

Okay like, cook hot, but don't cook a thing that IS hot.

Yeah.

That's it.]

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[bronze_flower]

Only if you aren't being careful. If hot liquids are being splashed around, you're doing something wrong.

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[brotag]

[Yosuke laughs a little bit.]

Mami, you don't know the cooks I do.

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[bronze_flower]

Apparently not, if such occurrences are commonplace with them. But I really do know my way around a kitchen quite well, so there shouldn't be any problems if I do decide to do what the card shows.