O, where to begin?
I went to the doctor recently to get my head checked. No comments, please. Things don't look bad but they don't look fabulous either. Ah well, I got some prescription refills. Woo hoo for legal drugs! The doctor's office was a bit. . .intimidating.
I walk in and am immediately told to strip down and get into one of those paper gowns. What, no drink first? Then I'm left to look about the room and I see some very disturbing things. A pin cushion with pearly pins stuck all over the top of it, tuning forks (I'm an out of tune piano, I guess) and reflex testers. . .with spikes? That's right. A spur to check my reflexes. Awesome. Chris Sampite will pay if I get tuned or spurred.
I didn't get either so Sampite is safe for another day.
I had to walk around so the doc could see if I could walk a straight line. It felt like a field sobriety test more than a doctor visit. All in all, I'm not brain dead but I need more headscans. I had trouble keeping my balance for some of the tests.
Sunday, I should have had a real sobriety test. I would have failed miserably.
I went tiki tubing with Wes and some friends and had wayyyyyyyyy toooooo much to drink. I got sick. For the first time in my life, I got sick from drinking. It sucked. We were out there for about six hours! I had fun and would be willing to do it again but I think I'll bring coke and juice instead of an entire bottle of wine.
I didn't get sunburned though so it could have been a lot worse.
Ah, I need to clean my room and such. More posting at a later date.
I walk in and am immediately told to strip down and get into one of those paper gowns. What, no drink first? Then I'm left to look about the room and I see some very disturbing things. A pin cushion with pearly pins stuck all over the top of it, tuning forks (I'm an out of tune piano, I guess) and reflex testers. . .with spikes? That's right. A spur to check my reflexes. Awesome. Chris Sampite will pay if I get tuned or spurred.
I didn't get either so Sampite is safe for another day.
I had to walk around so the doc could see if I could walk a straight line. It felt like a field sobriety test more than a doctor visit. All in all, I'm not brain dead but I need more headscans. I had trouble keeping my balance for some of the tests.
Sunday, I should have had a real sobriety test. I would have failed miserably.
I went tiki tubing with Wes and some friends and had wayyyyyyyyy toooooo much to drink. I got sick. For the first time in my life, I got sick from drinking. It sucked. We were out there for about six hours! I had fun and would be willing to do it again but I think I'll bring coke and juice instead of an entire bottle of wine.
I didn't get sunburned though so it could have been a lot worse.
Ah, I need to clean my room and such. More posting at a later date.