ouch
I woke up this morning in my friend tanya's house (me neighbor) whose front door is about 100 feet from mine. I slept in a bed that they only use for their dogs and am now covered in dog hair and I awoke with dog food in my hair. I am not lying. Actually I did lie because I already changed and am now in pijamas. Oh, haha, when I changed a quarter fell outta my bra. I played a lot of quarters last night. I may or may not have gotten my jaw broken (not lying either) and now it is swelled and hurts so fucking bad. can't even chew. The moral of the story--shit, there isn't one. I think I'll take a night off from drinking. Maybe two.