squatting in the hall
OKay, so this, this is really funny. My drinking career has reached grand new heights. So last night I got COMPLETELY shitfaced. I don't remember going to bed and all that. WEll, during the night I apparently climbed out of my lofted bed and stumbled down, knocking everything off shelves and stuff. Then I walked out into the hall, pulled down my pijamas, and squatted and PEED! I have absolutely no recollection of this but we surveyed the water spot and it is defenitely pee. There is even a run off trail from when the little pool overflows. My family has a history of sleepwalking when drunk. My brother once peed in a silverware drawer. I have now left my mark (literally) on crazy drinking incidents! just thought i'd share that.