random post.. a poem i wrote for Ugly Betty
I just watched Ugly Betty.. the characters are so hilarious.. bwahaha.. and she ended up smooching her love -ehem-ehem- Mr. Henry (aka Jake 2.0).
Okay, so I'm a big fan of Betty.. maybe because we look alike ?! she's just a lot more jollier than I am. Just imagine an Emo Betty.. haha.. or something like that
Well, I just thought of writing something as an ODe to the dear and wonderful idol of nerds/geeks/weirdos such as me...
Pretty_Ugly
to you who visited my dreams since i was 10
i need to ask some things
such as: when are you really coming?
will you really come?
see i've been waiting, for like, forever
and i just feel like maybe it's time
to finally stop wondering where you are
and if you're really gonna be that hot (ehem)
i also want to ask:
do you mind if i'm not that, well, "pretty"?
that i'm kind of "weird"?
that i have hair in my armpits and that i shave my legs?
will it matter that i don't smile too often?
that my hair's not blond?
or that i don't wear those -erm-
teeny weeny tees?
will you mind that i live with books?
and that blue's clues still tickles me?
or that i don't know how to cook?
and i am definitely not "cool"?
maybe i am exaggerating
i'm not that ugly, really
i'm not even plain
i'm just -- difficult
will treat me fair? will you treat me nice?
will you buy me coffee?
will you care whether i get enough anti-oxidants
and that i do the monthly breast exam (?)
are you going to be as amusing
as you are in my fantasies?
or are you going to be as bland
as the next guy?
i'm kinda done with waiting
so please let me know if you really gonna be around
and lastly, i wanna add:
how much longer must i wait? i mean, do i have to?
x x x x x
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