My X-Mas VaCa in MD

Dec 28, 2009 15:52

..Can be summarized by this:

Me (Sent on mission to pick up quiche at local Safeway): Hey, where can I find the Quiche?

Cute Manager Girl: Pause. Stares. "Uh. Quiche? What's that?"

Me: "It's...uh. Well. It's like a pie but with eggs and broccoli?"

CMG, grabbing passing boy moving soda boxes: "Hey, you know what a quiche is?"

BMSB: "What? No."

CMG: "Let me call the Manager."

Me: "Uhh...."

CMG over store intercom: "BOBBY WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT A UHM QUICHE IS AND WHERE WE CAN FIND IT."

(Phone rings): "What's a Quiche?"

CMG and Bobby: "Ohhhh...he must mean THAT. (Ravens fan moves past and leers at my colored hair) It's over in 'ready to go food'.

Which is where I found it.

Had a great X-Mas with Family! Need to find a jobby-job now. Start the new year off with some kind of employment would be GREAT.
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