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Haha, do I OWN Wolf’s Rain? Fuck! I don’t! What am I doing?! This is the DISCLAIMER, too. <3!
Yeah, gonna fuck up wolf’s rain. Literally. Well, not really. But I will have rabid fan girls or fan boys attempting to kill me. …HAHAHAHAHA… Oh, I fucking HATE Kiba. Really.
Twas a hot day! Fo serious you guyse, it was hawt! The land ITSELF screamed to the world “MY PORES ARE FILLED WITH CRAP AND SWEAT!” But did anyone listen?! No! They were all having sex with…uh…alarm clocks! Truly, the pure orgasm one must get from the 9 AM wake up call is heavenly! Regardless, our favorite characters, or some are favored, were walking.
Hige was staring at Toboe’s bootay; Tsume realized that his leather bondage style went out over four hundred years ago, so he went conservative and wore REGULAR CLOTHES. Praise JESUS for this accopmplishment! Continuing; aaaaaaaaand Kiba acted like he was going through the CITY, but he was just fucking lost and had too much testosterone in his system to admit he was wrong, that fucking jackass; and finishing in the last position was FLOWERHO! I mean, Cheza! Yeah. The girl with literally fucking RED EYES WHICH NO ONE CAN APARENTLY SEE was skipping along the street, ignoring the people having a fine time with their alarm clocks.
“omgwtflolstfubbq??!?!?!?!?!???!//1/1/” Kiba screamed. Haha, Kiba screamed! Fag. I mean: Yes! He screamed! Even worse, this was his more notorious comments to the world. He had found something no one would EVER find. He found the cradle of life! The SAVIOR OF THE WORLD! …a salesman with new pants.
“Sir! You seem to be in the need of new fucking pants, since the eighties and tight pants died fucking MILLIONS of years AGO!” The salesman said with a smile.
“…my dark and mysterious self does need some new pants, you pathetic human.” Kiba responded with, his energy was just so powerful; it made the energizer bunny look dead. Just, the sadistic energy! The fury! The Passion!
Meanwhile.
“You guys, I think a bug is pinching my butt!” Toboe complained. Hige walked right next to him grinning.
“Why the FUCK would you say that?” Tsume said, wheeling around. His “I R THE PRETTY PRINCESSZ0R” shirt screamed his orientation. Haha. Yes. Fuck YOU fan girls!
“FlowerHo!” Tsume yelled at the prancing flower ho.
“Yes? This one is confused at the language you used with me!” The innocence POURING out of her EYES.
“Just shut the fuck up and get over here, you see that guy over there? I want you to *HAHA. YOU CAN’T KNOW BECAUSE HE’S WHISPERING* okay?” Tsume said.
“Look! Butterfly!” Flowerho yelled in joy.
Out of nowhere, I appeared!
“DIE YOU FUCKING FLOWER SKANK!” I screamed in pure fury. Slamming flowerho into the magical microwave directly delivered from fucking nothing, I cooked her ass.
“THANK YOU. BYE.” I screamed and left. Plothole gone. Random self insertion done, WITH microwave killing! Hah! You didn’t think that was possible, did you? NO. BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL FUCKING STUPID.
“omgwtflolstfubbq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 Cheza! You’re a flower crisp!” Kiba cried in his new pink outfit.
“Yeah. She died.” Tsume said. Yeah. She’s dead. Praise JESUS! Yeah, they didn’t know that Hige and Toboe got a room and shit happened. Haha. Shit HAPPENED.
Yay! The end!
Comment a note, won’t you, you damn fuckers? <3!
...HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA. I am a GENIUS! Like I said before, comment or die.
Haha, do I OWN Wolf’s Rain? Fuck! I don’t! What am I doing?! This is the DISCLAIMER, too. <3!
Yeah, gonna fuck up wolf’s rain. Literally. Well, not really. But I will have rabid fan girls or fan boys attempting to kill me. …HAHAHAHAHA… Oh, I fucking HATE Kiba. Really.
Twas a hot day! Fo serious you guyse, it was hawt! The land ITSELF screamed to the world “MY PORES ARE FILLED WITH CRAP AND SWEAT!” But did anyone listen?! No! They were all having sex with…uh…alarm clocks! Truly, the pure orgasm one must get from the 9 AM wake up call is heavenly! Regardless, our favorite characters, or some are favored, were walking.
Hige was staring at Toboe’s bootay; Tsume realized that his leather bondage style went out over four hundred years ago, so he went conservative and wore REGULAR CLOTHES. Praise JESUS for this accopmplishment! Continuing; aaaaaaaaand Kiba acted like he was going through the CITY, but he was just fucking lost and had too much testosterone in his system to admit he was wrong, that fucking jackass; and finishing in the last position was FLOWERHO! I mean, Cheza! Yeah. The girl with literally fucking RED EYES WHICH NO ONE CAN APARENTLY SEE was skipping along the street, ignoring the people having a fine time with their alarm clocks.
“omgwtflolstfubbq??!?!?!?!?!???!//1/1/” Kiba screamed. Haha, Kiba screamed! Fag. I mean: Yes! He screamed! Even worse, this was his more notorious comments to the world. He had found something no one would EVER find. He found the cradle of life! The SAVIOR OF THE WORLD! …a salesman with new pants.
“Sir! You seem to be in the need of new fucking pants, since the eighties and tight pants died fucking MILLIONS of years AGO!” The salesman said with a smile.
“…my dark and mysterious self does need some new pants, you pathetic human.” Kiba responded with, his energy was just so powerful; it made the energizer bunny look dead. Just, the sadistic energy! The fury! The Passion!
Meanwhile.
“You guys, I think a bug is pinching my butt!” Toboe complained. Hige walked right next to him grinning.
“Why the FUCK would you say that?” Tsume said, wheeling around. His “I R THE PRETTY PRINCESSZ0R” shirt screamed his orientation. Haha. Yes. Fuck YOU fan girls!
“FlowerHo!” Tsume yelled at the prancing flower ho.
“Yes? This one is confused at the language you used with me!” The innocence POURING out of her EYES.
“Just shut the fuck up and get over here, you see that guy over there? I want you to *HAHA. YOU CAN’T KNOW BECAUSE HE’S WHISPERING* okay?” Tsume said.
“Look! Butterfly!” Flowerho yelled in joy.
Out of nowhere, I appeared!
“DIE YOU FUCKING FLOWER SKANK!” I screamed in pure fury. Slamming flowerho into the magical microwave directly delivered from fucking nothing, I cooked her ass.
“THANK YOU. BYE.” I screamed and left. Plothole gone. Random self insertion done, WITH microwave killing! Hah! You didn’t think that was possible, did you? NO. BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL FUCKING STUPID.
“omgwtflolstfubbq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 Cheza! You’re a flower crisp!” Kiba cried in his new pink outfit.
“Yeah. She died.” Tsume said. Yeah. She’s dead. Praise JESUS! Yeah, they didn’t know that Hige and Toboe got a room and shit happened. Haha. Shit HAPPENED.
Yay! The end!
Comment a note, won’t you, you damn fuckers? <3!
...HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA. I am a GENIUS! Like I said before, comment or die.