My left foot hurts/Audrey's PARTAYY!

Apr 10, 2004 18:02

Okay Topic one. As some of you know; I had an operation on my foot. I had FINALLY gotten the shit wart taken out. Now, it just plain fucking hurts and bleeds soo much. I can't walk much because the skin can get under too much stress and rip right open...again.

I hate this fucking crater. It was WEIRD how they removed it. They put the numbing fluid on my foot, and then stuck the needle in. Le. Fuck. It was like "OW. OW OW OW OW OW. NO FUCKING BEE STING AT ALL. PAAAAIN." And then he cut it out. I felt half of it. I tried thinking of funny things, like how my mom's initials spell GAS. XDD More cutting, bleeding, and shit.

THe next few hours, I didn't notice any pain in my foot untill I was at the computer, I felt a little feeling in my foot. My mom comes in, "Can I see your foot?" She just looks at the sock and goes, AW DAMN. Half the bottom of the sock was in blood. I. FLIPPED. Then, mommmeh went out and got some gauze and stuff and redid the bandage, I saw what the fresh cut looked like. Now, imagine a 1 CM, the size of your finger nail, cut deep into your foot. I flipped again. Whoo that wasn't a good day.

Skip a day ahead, to AUDREY'S PARTAY!

Now, we had Josh, Amanda, Crystal, ME! <3, Theresa, Meghan, Alexandra, and the Audrey in one big room. It. Was Hilarious. She had a network, so we were all screaming at eachother from diffrent parts of the house on the computers. Then George (Alex) and I went out to play badminton. I was talking to ralesk two minutes before George and I went to go "whack the (shuttle) cock". After that, I had attemtped to play the FLCL disks I had made for her on her iBook G4 (Beautiful computer), and no avail. They were .AVI formats. After searching for the codec and comming up to porn sites, we listened to the FLCL sountrack. Can we say HEADBANGING CONTEST?! It was hilarious. I won because I knew how to shake my head without snapping my neck or cracking it. While inside, we went downstairs for little snackables. We got our snackables. Then we went into the living room to...DANCE. Anyone who knows me IRL, knows MY DANCE. They learned my dance, and my bootydance. It was hilarious. And then each of us tried to play jingle bells on the piano. I remembered. :3 Audrey's mom had then come back with PIZZA. I ate like...5 slices. I R FAT <3! Then George and I went out for WHACK THE COCK round 2! George had braught out this Mulan Barbie too, and she made the Mulan doll the WHORE FROM HELL. We whacked Mulan away, and then put Mulan back into the house. Crystal and Megan came out and went into the back forest, and George and I went to go look for them. We had a little chat and it was raining and stuff. Then we went back inside because Crystal had to do some personal business. XDDD After that, we had chinese food. George had this interesting conversation about "BACK IN THE DAY!" And stuff; it was fun.

So yeah! COMMENT IF YOU LOVE ME! <333
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