Finally had the motivation to finish my list....only took a year!
Ten reasons to say goodbye to the things that make you cry:
1. Nobody likes the emo kid, sure the average "punk" girl will give the emo boy a second glance in the mall, but does she really want to be around him.....only if he doesnt talk or play music.
2. Your pussy-esk "whoa is me" act leaves you alone with smeared mascara, hugging your dashboard confessional cd, asking yourself the question "How does he get me so well??"
3. Your "Random emo quotes" spread all over everything you own or share with people is only interesting for a mere 3 seconds to others.
4. The act is so easy to see through, your practically glass.....lets face it its pretty difficult to try and convince your FRIENDS your alone.
5. 99.9% of the population loves to laugh we are all mere sheep who sit in front of the T.V. every Thursday night wondering what witty jokes our "friends" will utter next....Your completely un-original "I just cant relate, I'm so sad it hurts to laugh" routine only leaves in the place you try so hard to convince yourself you are......ALONE.
6.Your so effin' unoriginal that you cant even come up with your own words to express your "sadness" you have to quote others. Do you have the vocab of a second grader? C'mon "Use YOUR words and tell us how you feel". Oh now wait....DONT cause nobody cares!!!
7.Here is an ingenious idea instead of wasting all your time trying to show people how sad you REALLY are how about taking five minutes to think about ONE thing that might make you happy. "How hard is it to want to be in a good mood and then just be in one"
8.Its all just bullshit cause if you were truly depressed as in the medical term, you wouldnt have to bluntly state it all over everthing...the people around you would know. Plus why would you want the whole world to know that "Your glass is half empty, if the people around you dont care enough to notice"
9. The LJ icon of the close-up of your sad little eye is boring to look at. Plus whats the point. Anyone in real life doesnt go up to someone one as say "see how said I am?" and put their eye real close to their face so why do people think that it applies here?
10. You may think that your to sad for the cool kids, so for attention you try to stand out. And maybe you would if there wasnt like 10,000 of you everywhere someone turns its like "I, Robot" but with emo kids. You're merely clones...so I ask you how can you be sad and alone when there are millions of you everywhere?
1. Nobody likes the emo kid, sure the average "punk" girl will give the emo boy a second glance in the mall, but does she really want to be around him.....only if he doesnt talk or play music.
2. Your pussy-esk "whoa is me" act leaves you alone with smeared mascara, hugging your dashboard confessional cd, asking yourself the question "How does he get me so well??"
3. Your "Random emo quotes" spread all over everything you own or share with people is only interesting for a mere 3 seconds to others.
4. The act is so easy to see through, your practically glass.....lets face it its pretty difficult to try and convince your FRIENDS your alone.
5. 99.9% of the population loves to laugh we are all mere sheep who sit in front of the T.V. every Thursday night wondering what witty jokes our "friends" will utter next....Your completely un-original "I just cant relate, I'm so sad it hurts to laugh" routine only leaves in the place you try so hard to convince yourself you are......ALONE.
6.Your so effin' unoriginal that you cant even come up with your own words to express your "sadness" you have to quote others. Do you have the vocab of a second grader? C'mon "Use YOUR words and tell us how you feel". Oh now wait....DONT cause nobody cares!!!
7.Here is an ingenious idea instead of wasting all your time trying to show people how sad you REALLY are how about taking five minutes to think about ONE thing that might make you happy. "How hard is it to want to be in a good mood and then just be in one"
8.Its all just bullshit cause if you were truly depressed as in the medical term, you wouldnt have to bluntly state it all over everthing...the people around you would know. Plus why would you want the whole world to know that "Your glass is half empty, if the people around you dont care enough to notice"
9. The LJ icon of the close-up of your sad little eye is boring to look at. Plus whats the point. Anyone in real life doesnt go up to someone one as say "see how said I am?" and put their eye real close to their face so why do people think that it applies here?
10. You may think that your to sad for the cool kids, so for attention you try to stand out. And maybe you would if there wasnt like 10,000 of you everywhere someone turns its like "I, Robot" but with emo kids. You're merely clones...so I ask you how can you be sad and alone when there are millions of you everywhere?