Exam na naman!
Ok, exam tayo. Size 1, black pen. Get one and pass.
Pick the topic that suits your expertise.
*WORLD HISTORY*
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,
concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,
economic, religious, and philosophical impact on
Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief and concise, yet specific.
*ASTRONOMY*
Define the universe; give three examples.
*MEDICINE*
You will be provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of
Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been
inspected. You have 15 minutes.
*COMPUTER SCIENCE *
Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using this language, create a
computer program to finish the rest of this exam for you.
*PUBLIC SPEAKING*
Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom.
Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin, Hebrew, or Greek.
*CIVIL ENGINEERING*
This is a practical test of your design and building skills. With the boxes
of toothpicks and glue present, build a platform that will support your
weight when you and your platform are suspended over a vat of nitric acid.
*MECHANICAL ENGINEERING*
The disassembled parts of a howitzer have been placed in a box on your desk.
You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes
a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you
feel is appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.
*ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING*
You will be placed in a nuclear reactor and given a partial copy of the
electrical layout. The electrical system has been tampered with. You have
seventeen minutes to find the problem and correct it before the reactor
melts down.
*BIOLOGY*
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this
form of life had developed 500,000 years earlier, with special attention to
the probable effect, if any, on the Philippine social spectrum circa 1640.
Prove your thesis.
*RELIGION*
Perform a miracle. Creativity will be judged.
*MUSIC*
Write a full piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and
drum. You will find a piano under your seat.
*LOGIC*
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.
*CHEMISTRY*
You must identify a poison sample which you will find at your lab table. All
necessary equipment has been provided. There are two beakers at your desk,
one of which holds the antidote. If the wrong substance is used, it causes
instant death. You may begin as soon as the professor injects you with a
sample of the poison.
*PSYCHOLOGY*
Based on your knowledge of their early works, evaluate the emotional
stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the
following: *Alexander of Aphrodisias , Ramses II, Gregory of Nicea, and
Hammurabi.* Support your evaluations with quotations from each man's work,
making appropriate references. Translate all quotations in Filipino.
*SOCIOLOGY*
Identify the sociological problems which might be associated with the end of
the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
*ECONOMICS*
Describe in four hundred words or less what you would have done to prevent
the Great Depression.
*MATHEMATICS*
You have 60 seconds to mentally solve the mathematical problem below. Begin.
8,256.091 + _________ - ________ x ________ 8 ________ = -38.07623
(Bonus question: Why is 11 not pronounced "onety one?" Provide a full
numerical analysis in justifying your answer.)
*POLITICAL SCIENCE*
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report
at length on its socio-political effects, if any.
*ART*
Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper,
recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Skin tones should be true to life.
**got this from a multiply site while searching for "Voices in Harmony" at Multipy.