yesterday
Yesterday was pretty crazy. I woke up at around 9, after a nightbare that I was in a pool with Shamu and he was trying to bodyslam me. ;;;;A;;;; /SOB. SHAMU WHY.
I came downstairs and...O MAI. MY POKEMON HEARTGOLD HAS ARRIVED. So I open that and play for a while. I made my starter pokemon Totodile, wutwut.
So then I decide to go on a walk to get some stuff from CVS because there is absolutely no food in my house right now, and my parents are gone for the weekend. PLUS, I get to use the super awesome pokewalker. So I get sum Arizona drank and some hot cheetoes and some glue so I can work on my 1M TALL EVA PAPERCRAFT. (That thing is a bitch. I still haven't finished the head. Plus, I can't even eat cheetoes while working on it or it gets orange crap on it.)
I walk back home and do some more papercraft/pokemanz. Then I look up how to get wailmer. OH FUCK. I have to walk 150,000 steps with the pokewalker to get fuckin' wailmer. So I decide to go on a really long walk at around 6. I decided to walk behind my neighborhood, where there's this cool grassy path with a mini-forest on the left side. Then I pass by this one house, where part of the fence at the back is MISSING. I think to myself, I hope they don't have any dogs...TOOLATE. Two tiny ass insane dogs start barking and chasing me AND I AM RUNNING SO FAST LIKE HOCRAP BUT THANK GOD THEY WERE SMALL SO I COULD STILL KICK THEIR ASSES IF THEY CAUGHT ME. I outran them, go me.
So I keep going around the neighborhood and I get to the part where I would have to start going back the way I came. No way in hell do I want to deal with those feckin' dogs again.
So I do something stupid and decide to walk across this ceramic drain thing and I end up in another neighborhood.
(I will never forget the adventures in the tunnel underneath Culebra that me, superhikikomori, Liech, friedstupidity, and hyperdemonchild took. Good times)
This neighborhood is fucking weird. I've never seen it before and I have no idea where the entrance is. It still has a few houses being built, but it's creepily quiet. I walk until I find a path behind the houses. It's a long, grassy path with trees everywhere and a random road going through it. I have no GODDAM IDEA WHERE I AM, but I decide to just walk through it. I come across this FUCKING SCARY DEAD TEDDY BEAR.
This shit belongs on /x/.
I see a path that strays from the main one, and from the sound of a highway from that direction I decide to go that way. But..I see A RANDOM. CREEPY. BROKEN DOWN. SHACK/HOUSE/WHATEVERTHEFUCK THAT A CRAZY CANNIBAL OR TROLL OR SOME SHIT MIGHT LIVE IN. SO I run away from there. I keep walking and eventually I find a way to get to the highway. I get to the road and look around, I still have no idea where I am. I just keep walking straight, and I eventually find the H-E-B near my house, so I know how to get back home. I get back into my neighborhood, and I see these kids on a MOON BOUNCE WITH GLOWSTICKS. That is fucking legit. I want to do that with famiry or something, that is so epic.
So I get back home at 8:30, and play pokemon some more. I got a Togepi, I decided to name it after superhikikomori. It has a bashful nature, gdiii that issocuteidied.
I'm going to have to get more tea after this.
I came downstairs and...O MAI. MY POKEMON HEARTGOLD HAS ARRIVED. So I open that and play for a while. I made my starter pokemon Totodile, wutwut.
So then I decide to go on a walk to get some stuff from CVS because there is absolutely no food in my house right now, and my parents are gone for the weekend. PLUS, I get to use the super awesome pokewalker. So I get sum Arizona drank and some hot cheetoes and some glue so I can work on my 1M TALL EVA PAPERCRAFT. (That thing is a bitch. I still haven't finished the head. Plus, I can't even eat cheetoes while working on it or it gets orange crap on it.)
I walk back home and do some more papercraft/pokemanz. Then I look up how to get wailmer. OH FUCK. I have to walk 150,000 steps with the pokewalker to get fuckin' wailmer. So I decide to go on a really long walk at around 6. I decided to walk behind my neighborhood, where there's this cool grassy path with a mini-forest on the left side. Then I pass by this one house, where part of the fence at the back is MISSING. I think to myself, I hope they don't have any dogs...TOOLATE. Two tiny ass insane dogs start barking and chasing me AND I AM RUNNING SO FAST LIKE HOCRAP BUT THANK GOD THEY WERE SMALL SO I COULD STILL KICK THEIR ASSES IF THEY CAUGHT ME. I outran them, go me.
So I keep going around the neighborhood and I get to the part where I would have to start going back the way I came. No way in hell do I want to deal with those feckin' dogs again.
So I do something stupid and decide to walk across this ceramic drain thing and I end up in another neighborhood.
(I will never forget the adventures in the tunnel underneath Culebra that me, superhikikomori, Liech, friedstupidity, and hyperdemonchild took. Good times)
This neighborhood is fucking weird. I've never seen it before and I have no idea where the entrance is. It still has a few houses being built, but it's creepily quiet. I walk until I find a path behind the houses. It's a long, grassy path with trees everywhere and a random road going through it. I have no GODDAM IDEA WHERE I AM, but I decide to just walk through it. I come across this FUCKING SCARY DEAD TEDDY BEAR.
This shit belongs on /x/.
I see a path that strays from the main one, and from the sound of a highway from that direction I decide to go that way. But..I see A RANDOM. CREEPY. BROKEN DOWN. SHACK/HOUSE/WHATEVERTHEFUCK THAT A CRAZY CANNIBAL OR TROLL OR SOME SHIT MIGHT LIVE IN. SO I run away from there. I keep walking and eventually I find a way to get to the highway. I get to the road and look around, I still have no idea where I am. I just keep walking straight, and I eventually find the H-E-B near my house, so I know how to get back home. I get back into my neighborhood, and I see these kids on a MOON BOUNCE WITH GLOWSTICKS. That is fucking legit. I want to do that with famiry or something, that is so epic.
So I get back home at 8:30, and play pokemon some more. I got a Togepi, I decided to name it after superhikikomori. It has a bashful nature, gdiii that issocuteidied.
I'm going to have to get more tea after this.