goddamn
that shit kicked ass...
so we sit in the fucking courtroom for 5 hours right and then finally at like 1030 they finally call our case(don't get me wrong the 2 cases before ours were quite interesting there was one with this crazy guy who spit in the face of this other crazier lady whose head looked like an orange and he had to pay $412 for battery eventhough ashe said many times his wife is dying and i kinda felt bad for the less crazy boatbuilder whose daughter learns the base...and the other was this preggo lady who was high as a kite and drunker than somethin that's really drunk in the passenger seat of her car when another guy who was most likely also drunk and high ran from the cops and shit and drove over lincoln park golf course and basically got the book thrown at him, anyways the lady is still fat and she will most likely be fucked up the ass by the late night marijuana fix she and one kevin somethin or other got on that fateful night)
damn i went on for a while, anyways they called brett mother $#%@ing bowers who lied his ass off about my fucking mom who just sat there and took it and then afterwards she called even more of a mother %$#@^$%@#^*@^%$&%#&$%$#*^%W4hole gscheidmeier and after his 20min of complete bullshit i felt like shoving bowers so far up his ass some bull shit wud fly out both ends(no clue what that means i was pissed) then that bitch city prosecutor who was also completely off on her facts comes out and feeds more bullshit and then feels like fuckin with my mom some and my mom goes off on her when she's being cross-examined and my mom completely pummels fraulein snow and then the judge is like "dude...fucking dumbass gscheidwhateverthefuckhisnameis put this under the wrong thing and there's no question that she did that...case fuckin dismissed
i was laughin so hard
so it goes
so we sit in the fucking courtroom for 5 hours right and then finally at like 1030 they finally call our case(don't get me wrong the 2 cases before ours were quite interesting there was one with this crazy guy who spit in the face of this other crazier lady whose head looked like an orange and he had to pay $412 for battery eventhough ashe said many times his wife is dying and i kinda felt bad for the less crazy boatbuilder whose daughter learns the base...and the other was this preggo lady who was high as a kite and drunker than somethin that's really drunk in the passenger seat of her car when another guy who was most likely also drunk and high ran from the cops and shit and drove over lincoln park golf course and basically got the book thrown at him, anyways the lady is still fat and she will most likely be fucked up the ass by the late night marijuana fix she and one kevin somethin or other got on that fateful night)
damn i went on for a while, anyways they called brett mother $#%@ing bowers who lied his ass off about my fucking mom who just sat there and took it and then afterwards she called even more of a mother %$#@^$%@#^*@^%$&%#&$%$#*^%W4hole gscheidmeier and after his 20min of complete bullshit i felt like shoving bowers so far up his ass some bull shit wud fly out both ends(no clue what that means i was pissed) then that bitch city prosecutor who was also completely off on her facts comes out and feeds more bullshit and then feels like fuckin with my mom some and my mom goes off on her when she's being cross-examined and my mom completely pummels fraulein snow and then the judge is like "dude...fucking dumbass gscheidwhateverthefuckhisnameis put this under the wrong thing and there's no question that she did that...case fuckin dismissed
i was laughin so hard
so it goes