I've been nice.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I put gum in tepzuli's hair (-12 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I put money in i_love_foo's expired parking meter (14 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (314 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
zirriz
I'm also a materialist.
Pipari, you'll survive Christmas by Rolling in Commercialism
Gifts. Gifts. Gifts. That's what the season's all about. Sure, friends and family are great. The food? Delicious. But when it comes to celebrating the holidays, you say, "I love you," with a thoughtful and expertly-wrapped present...and you expect the same in return.
Call it nostalgia, the fun and festivities make you revert to childhood - where waking up at 5:00 am meant you'd be the first to tear into your goodies beneath the tree. Now that you're older, you get that same joy from last-minute shopping sprees and sure, waking up at 5:00 am to tear into your goodies. It's only once a year, so enjoy it while you can!
I have not!
Pipari, your true talent is mechanical ability
You're curious about how things work and enjoy tinkering with machines. People like you can be both self-sufficient and a great help to others. You are much better than most people at fixing things - whether it's changing a flat tire or tightening a leaky faucet.
How do we know that's your true talent? While you were taking the test, we calculated your responses to each test question and rated your skills in 5 areas. You scored highest on mechanical ability.
No matter what kind of career you choose, you'll enjoy it most if it involves working with your hands or seeing the tangible results of your efforts.
And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results. You also have other hidden talents that can have a dramatic effect on your career, your life and how other people see you.
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