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The holidays are all about tradition and every year I post the goods here on ellejay. I'm all about consumerism. Or communism. Whichever works for your economy.
Christmas 2k6, the gayest year of my life:
- A printer. Which I don't have room for.
- Speakers. Which I also don't have room for.
- An AirPort Express. Which Matt already has one of.
- A gift certificate to American Eagle. Which I already spent.
- An LG enV phone thing. The one with the keyboard. And it doesn't have an antenna so it won't break. Plus my mom got me the stuff to turn it into an mp3 player. Yay.
- Ringers for the new phone. Which my mom doesn't know about, but it's Christmas I'm sure she wouldn't care.
- A fogless mirror for shaving. Take that Garrett Girrouard.
- Bacardi Superior. The baby really liked this. I have pictures of him carrying it around and trying to open it. Give him fifteen years... I mean two... and he's going to be really cool.
- Yoga in a Box.
- V for Vendetta T-shirt.
- Another T-Shirt from AE which I just saw on the clearance rack two days ago so I hope you (Caitlin) got it there and not full price when you bought it like a week ago. That would suck.
- Sexy Playmate Bunny playing cards. Except they're not naked because they're fully clothed. And women.
- A YOGA MAT. OMG.
- This really cool shirt that has a really sad Orange. I kinda wore it three days in a row and last night to bed.
- AM and PM Yoga DVD with Bobby Yee whose picture is on the label of my yoga mat because I think he owns the company that made the DVD and the mat. Maybe he created a yoga monopoly. Coincidence?
- That other thing. Which I lamenated and will frame. Go on.
- Whatever Lindsay Riberio got me.
Merry Christmas. Don't have children.
Christmas 2k6, the gayest year of my life:
- A printer. Which I don't have room for.
- Speakers. Which I also don't have room for.
- An AirPort Express. Which Matt already has one of.
- A gift certificate to American Eagle. Which I already spent.
- An LG enV phone thing. The one with the keyboard. And it doesn't have an antenna so it won't break. Plus my mom got me the stuff to turn it into an mp3 player. Yay.
- Ringers for the new phone. Which my mom doesn't know about, but it's Christmas I'm sure she wouldn't care.
- A fogless mirror for shaving. Take that Garrett Girrouard.
- Bacardi Superior. The baby really liked this. I have pictures of him carrying it around and trying to open it. Give him fifteen years... I mean two... and he's going to be really cool.
- Yoga in a Box.
- V for Vendetta T-shirt.
- Another T-Shirt from AE which I just saw on the clearance rack two days ago so I hope you (Caitlin) got it there and not full price when you bought it like a week ago. That would suck.
- Sexy Playmate Bunny playing cards. Except they're not naked because they're fully clothed. And women.
- A YOGA MAT. OMG.
- This really cool shirt that has a really sad Orange. I kinda wore it three days in a row and last night to bed.
- AM and PM Yoga DVD with Bobby Yee whose picture is on the label of my yoga mat because I think he owns the company that made the DVD and the mat. Maybe he created a yoga monopoly. Coincidence?
- That other thing. Which I lamenated and will frame. Go on.
- Whatever Lindsay Riberio got me.
Merry Christmas. Don't have children.