observations

[zirconite]

Today my roommate Pam's best friend and her son, Nick, who is seven, moved into the house with us. This evening, Nick was sitting on the couch and gorging himself on an overlarge bar of chocolate while Pam looked on.

Pam: He's addicted to that chocolate. (rolls eyes)
Nick (to Pam): Yeah, but you're addicted to you-know-what. And I'm addicted to chocolate. So there.

Pam is a smoker. Nicholas 1, world 0.