I promised Jon Ann I would post this, so here it is. A little token of what it is like to work at Tim Hortons. Granted, not all of the staff is as poorly educated as this woman (for lack of a better term), but they sure are close. This is an entry written into the supervisor's log book. I'd point out everything that's wrong with this, but that would take hours. It was too much for this Spelling Nazi. I promise that everything is verbatim, including spelling errors, capitalizations, and grammatical nonsense.
"Feb. 15/06
Tonight was an steady Night. Everyone worked well. A Lady came thew tonight and saided For Decafe and I told her that I'm Just starting and new pot. I saided to her if she wanted to wait for it. She went down to the onther store and told Jessica that I saided that I was cleaning the pots witch I did not said that all."
Voice post reference:
What I saw was slightly larger and darker crawling up my shower curtain. Numbah Twoooo!This one is six minutes long.
The first one was four, in case anyone cares :p