Contact post
*click*
Hi, you've reached Zippy. Guess what? I'm not here right now! Ha, sucker.
But if you leave your name and number, I may get back to you. The chances of my doing so rise in direct proportion to the likelihood of you giving me chocolate.
Ben, if it's you, no, you can't borrow any money, stop asking. Rachel, call your brother if you need something.
*BEEP*
Hi, you've reached Zippy. Guess what? I'm not here right now! Ha, sucker.
But if you leave your name and number, I may get back to you. The chances of my doing so rise in direct proportion to the likelihood of you giving me chocolate.
Ben, if it's you, no, you can't borrow any money, stop asking. Rachel, call your brother if you need something.
*BEEP*