Oy.

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Just got offered "early retirement incentive" .

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I did not. I'm too short, Jean-Paul.

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Bless you for sayin' so, boychik. It's not so much that I'm old as that they have to cut jobs somewhere, due to budget cuts. Thank Bloomberg for that. If those of us nearing retirement age agree to jump ship early, they can preserve the jobs of others, blah blah, etc.

Anyway I haven't decided one way or the other yet, so save the protests until I do.

I liked your link, it made me laugh. I kinda want the coffin book. I could start building mine now

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Life isn't.

*snorts* Oh G-d, spare me your generosity, boychik. For one, I will crawl over broken glass before I take on an admin position at a library. For two, haven't we talked about you splurging ridiculously on me?

Yeah, I thought it was going to be a bestiality manual or something.

I'm fine. You? Your boys?

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So you deal. I'm a Jew. We know life ain't fair. You can kvetch about it, sure, but to what point and purpose?

That's good. Congrats. What'd you do?

Ben's fine.

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Noooo, you don't. I mean, sure, improvement over Catholicism...

Canada has a Department of National Defence? .....what, like... you're taking a political office?

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Excuse me while I point and laugh. *points and laughs*

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......I see.

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Take self-professed angels-- or demons-- with a grain of salt, hon. Just my advice.

Yeah, but will you wear cop shorts?

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Good.

Mmmm. I wouldn't have taken you for the uniform sort, Jean-Paul.