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1) Your name? Zipporah
>> Original meaning for beautiful singing birds. But the real meaning, as Mr Dan Bourne recalls, is actually a swear word. For example, like when you trip up and shout, 'For damn Zipporah's sake!'
I have no idea who 'Mr Dan Bourne' is or where he gets this, but this is delightful. I think I'm going to start using my full name as an obscenity now.
2) Your age? [censored]
>> 'You must tap that'
*snort*
3) One of your friends? Alan
>> an extremely tall individual who has many sexual pervisions [sic]
Alan, do you care to respond?
4) What should you be doing? Cooking
>> A word to describe the act of making methamphetamines
Well, that'd make for an exciting family dinner tomorrow.
5) Favorite color? Red
>> 1) One of the three primary colours of light. When mixed with green, it makes yellow. When mixed with blue, it makes magenta. It is opposite cyan on the colour wheel.
2) A communist.
6) Birthplace? Israel
>> Something everyone wants, but has no oil.
Antonym: See Saudi Arabia for 'something no one wants, but has oil.'
Heh heh.
7) Month of your birthday? December
>> A time of extreme depression and anxiety.
8) Last person you talked to? Ben
>> A £10 bag of weed.
Huh!
9) One of your nicknames? Zippy
>> The greatest hero in the history of the Empire.
>> Original meaning for beautiful singing birds. But the real meaning, as Mr Dan Bourne recalls, is actually a swear word. For example, like when you trip up and shout, 'For damn Zipporah's sake!'
I have no idea who 'Mr Dan Bourne' is or where he gets this, but this is delightful. I think I'm going to start using my full name as an obscenity now.
2) Your age? [censored]
>> 'You must tap that'
*snort*
3) One of your friends? Alan
>> an extremely tall individual who has many sexual pervisions [sic]
Alan, do you care to respond?
4) What should you be doing? Cooking
>> A word to describe the act of making methamphetamines
Well, that'd make for an exciting family dinner tomorrow.
5) Favorite color? Red
>> 1) One of the three primary colours of light. When mixed with green, it makes yellow. When mixed with blue, it makes magenta. It is opposite cyan on the colour wheel.
2) A communist.
6) Birthplace? Israel
>> Something everyone wants, but has no oil.
Antonym: See Saudi Arabia for 'something no one wants, but has oil.'
Heh heh.
7) Month of your birthday? December
>> A time of extreme depression and anxiety.
8) Last person you talked to? Ben
>> A £10 bag of weed.
Huh!
9) One of your nicknames? Zippy
>> The greatest hero in the history of the Empire.