249: Politics
Talk about politics.
No. Really. Really, don't get me started. There will be vitriol of a Biblical level aimed at Sarah Palin, not to mention the fabulous new levels of out-and-out lying the GOP campaign has pulled lately. Oh, or I could bitch about McCain's backfired campaign-suspension stunt--
Yes, I'm biased. You could tell, bubbeh?
Anyway. I think I'll talk about Jon Stewart instead. Occasionally I am tempted to get a TV again, largely for The Daily Show's sake. However I can watch it via iTunes and the Internet or whatever so that works.
Jon, Jon, how do I love you? Let me count the ways:
1- You are aging so well, sheyn! The silver hair, on you it looks very good. To say nothing of your suits, mmmhmm.
2- And such a komisch kop, too-- funny, funny. A guy who makes me laugh is always a prize.
3- Yidishe kop as well as komisch! Smart and clever, which is where his funny comes from, not just from your fall-down-the-stairs humor or something.
4- Puppy eyes!
5- Did I mention he's a nice Jewish boy?
6- With his own profitable TV show? Yes, I'm shallow. Nu?
7- He's a Mets fan. Could he be more perfect?
8- ........oh, and he's married. Damn it.
Jon, if things ever go south with her, I'll be here waitin' by the phone, hon.
Fandom: OC
Muse: Zippy Levine
Word Count: 217
No. Really. Really, don't get me started. There will be vitriol of a Biblical level aimed at Sarah Palin, not to mention the fabulous new levels of out-and-out lying the GOP campaign has pulled lately. Oh, or I could bitch about McCain's backfired campaign-suspension stunt--
Yes, I'm biased. You could tell, bubbeh?
Anyway. I think I'll talk about Jon Stewart instead. Occasionally I am tempted to get a TV again, largely for The Daily Show's sake. However I can watch it via iTunes and the Internet or whatever so that works.
Jon, Jon, how do I love you? Let me count the ways:
1- You are aging so well, sheyn! The silver hair, on you it looks very good. To say nothing of your suits, mmmhmm.
2- And such a komisch kop, too-- funny, funny. A guy who makes me laugh is always a prize.
3- Yidishe kop as well as komisch! Smart and clever, which is where his funny comes from, not just from your fall-down-the-stairs humor or something.
4- Puppy eyes!
5- Did I mention he's a nice Jewish boy?
6- With his own profitable TV show? Yes, I'm shallow. Nu?
7- He's a Mets fan. Could he be more perfect?
8- ........oh, and he's married. Damn it.
Jon, if things ever go south with her, I'll be here waitin' by the phone, hon.
Fandom: OC
Muse: Zippy Levine
Word Count: 217