How To
Be a Cunt To Be Nice (and henceforth fail to be nice)
ever had one of those days when youre too sad to even cry?
when all you want to do is tell everyone to shut up and listen to your problems?
when you want to basque in the sympathy of your most loved friends?
well tuff shitt
instead you go see your best gay friend, who tells you to get over yourself and stop the fucking whining.
this immediatly makes you self conscious and aware of the minority of your problems, and you sctum and make sex pancakes instead of crying :D
ok, the truth is, i hate seeing people sad so much that i will go to even extreme lengths just so theyll realise that they need to be happy or i wont be even if it means just snapping at them and completely shocking them into sudden realisation. i care that much. damnit. >:C
ever had one of those days when youre too sad to even cry?
when all you want to do is tell everyone to shut up and listen to your problems?
when you want to basque in the sympathy of your most loved friends?
well tuff shitt
instead you go see your best gay friend, who tells you to get over yourself and stop the fucking whining.
this immediatly makes you self conscious and aware of the minority of your problems, and you sctum and make sex pancakes instead of crying :D
ok, the truth is, i hate seeing people sad so much that i will go to even extreme lengths just so theyll realise that they need to be happy or i wont be even if it means just snapping at them and completely shocking them into sudden realisation. i care that much. damnit. >:C