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[zippyfluff]

I never claimed to be a talented typist BUT OH MY GOD CAT, IT IS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN YOU AREN'T STEPPING ON MY FINGERS. Dumb cat and her needy-ass ways. (No, I love the brat. She sleeps on my chest. Which I only hate when she feels the need to suddenly jump up. Which is why I always have scratches on my boobs. *sigh* Dumb cat.) Maybe it's because it looks like I'm giving the keyboard a good back-scratching, when I could obviously be scratching her back. Which I do, every 3 seconds.

Conclusion: Dumb cat.