Big hats and margaritas! Aaaaaaand jellyfish!
The best headline ever.
I'm almost glad to be going to Hawaii.
Sure, I'll burn like crazy, but I'm so cold..
I would love to wear a big hat and a bikini, lying under a palm tree, shaded so I wouldn't burn so badly, but still so warm.
Plus.. Beautiful asian bois!! (But no Samoan guys.. No thanks.)
I'm going to try to stay away from jellyfish, too.
I don't want my pickup line to be anything like, "Will you pee on my jellyfish burn, please?"
Yea.. I love Hawaii..
And I want Robin Williams' shirt. Badly.
I'm almost glad to be going to Hawaii.
Sure, I'll burn like crazy, but I'm so cold..
I would love to wear a big hat and a bikini, lying under a palm tree, shaded so I wouldn't burn so badly, but still so warm.
Plus.. Beautiful asian bois!! (But no Samoan guys.. No thanks.)
I'm going to try to stay away from jellyfish, too.
I don't want my pickup line to be anything like, "Will you pee on my jellyfish burn, please?"
Yea.. I love Hawaii..
And I want Robin Williams' shirt. Badly.