awkward day is awkward
Today was the most awkward day ever.
So first I forget to put on deodorant this morning. Bad enough right? But then I have this work party thing to go to. So I show up, and then I realize this dress I decided to wear, with a really low-cut back (and I mean REALLY low) was probably not a good idea. So I'm standing there, trying not to feel totally naked in front of EVERYONE that I work with, when all of a sudden my boss shows up out of nowhere and before I can say two words I'm dancing with him. And I have to admit, the guy's hot, so that was super uncomfortable. And then he pulls me off to the side to talk, and I'm obviously a little nervous, so after a minute he offers to get me a drink to calm me down. But then the bastard DITCHES me! He's such an asshole.
Most awkward. day. ever.
So first I forget to put on deodorant this morning. Bad enough right? But then I have this work party thing to go to. So I show up, and then I realize this dress I decided to wear, with a really low-cut back (and I mean REALLY low) was probably not a good idea. So I'm standing there, trying not to feel totally naked in front of EVERYONE that I work with, when all of a sudden my boss shows up out of nowhere and before I can say two words I'm dancing with him. And I have to admit, the guy's hot, so that was super uncomfortable. And then he pulls me off to the side to talk, and I'm obviously a little nervous, so after a minute he offers to get me a drink to calm me down. But then the bastard DITCHES me! He's such an asshole.
Most awkward. day. ever.