"Mom!" "What is it." "Mom!!" "What, honey." "Mom, that dumbass with the freaky white hair next door is being a little prick, it's not fair! I swear, Mom, just gimme two minutes with him and I'll--" "Watch your language, mister." "nkdsjfjdks >^<"
Although I have to admit given how pretty Mello is, any spawn of his would be wickedly adorable, and I'd probably never be able to go through on punishment. Yet another reason ZZ should never have kids! (I'd also probably watch Mello!Spawn to pick up harassment tips. XD )
Hmm.
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Mello as a father. Oh God.
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I'd be terrified of Mellospawn.
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Yeah. HellMellospawn would be very fear-inducing. ._.
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"What is it."
"Mom!!"
"What, honey."
"Mom, that dumbass with the freaky white hair next door is being a little prick, it's not fair! I swear, Mom, just gimme two minutes with him and I'll--"
"Watch your language, mister."
"nkdsjfjdks >^<"
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Although I have to admit given how pretty Mello is, any spawn of his would be wickedly adorable, and I'd probably never be able to go through on punishment. Yet another reason ZZ should never have kids! (I'd also probably watch Mello!Spawn to pick up harassment tips. XD )
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...No.
Oh God, Mellospawn would be such a horrifyingly adorable child. .__. Yeah, I don't think I could ever punish the kid either. Geeze...
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Well, if I'd wanted to have kids before, I sure as hell wouldn't now.
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Then again, one might so jealous of Mellospawn being prettier than themself that they'd do them in before they could reach the teenage years.
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...This is true. Because Mellospawn... would be pretty damn pretty.
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