Meme
Stole it word for word from millieweasley.
1. If you're on my friends list, I want to know 35 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... you're on my list, so I want to know you better. You don't even have to answer them all.
2. Comment here with your answers and repost the questionnaire on your own journal, IF YOU GIVE A RAT'S ASS OR ANOTHER PORTION OF A RAT'S ANATOMY ABOUT SUCH THINGS.
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite fruit?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottled or tap water?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe in love at first sight?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
I had a crap day at work, all the lousy clients knew where to find me.
I had one client that asked me things like this (pet shop, selling a dog)
she: "What's this breed?"
Me: "Japonese spaniel"
she: "Does it needs a lot of grooming"
Me: "yes, you have to trim the fur at least 4 times a year."
She points to another dog (chihuahua), with the same questions, which I answer politely.
She points again to the first dog (the japonese spaniel): "What's this breed?" and I just start repeating.
She: "Oh, yeah, and this one?" Points to a third breed, and I give answers. She listens, turns, and points to the Japonese spaniel again: "and what's this?"
$^ù$^damn lady, LISTEN and PAY ATTENTION.
She wnet home with a dog, but nit the Japonese one.
The other client(s) were a family of 8... immigrants. They choose a small Yorkshire, and want to buy some parfum and shampoo for it (one of the daughters is very ostentative in covering her nose, while it is just PUPPY ODOR, not stinking wet dog...) and then, when I show the food, they look like they won't buy it. I've just told them that food is more important then smelling like cinnamon (yes, that was the perfume they bopught) and I probably looked ... Mcgonagal-ish. The girl uncovered her nose and the mother took the bag of food with her to pay for it, without further discusion.
And I sold a kitten and the new owners had to dig out their wallet to have enough money for it. (10 euro...) I wonder how they will feed it.
And let me show off my dragons once more! Proud mama vibes all over teh cute babies! All in my scheme to give them some views. hehehe.
1. If you're on my friends list, I want to know 35 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... you're on my list, so I want to know you better. You don't even have to answer them all.
2. Comment here with your answers and repost the questionnaire on your own journal, IF YOU GIVE A RAT'S ASS OR ANOTHER PORTION OF A RAT'S ANATOMY ABOUT SUCH THINGS.
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite fruit?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottled or tap water?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe in love at first sight?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
I had a crap day at work, all the lousy clients knew where to find me.
I had one client that asked me things like this (pet shop, selling a dog)
she: "What's this breed?"
Me: "Japonese spaniel"
she: "Does it needs a lot of grooming"
Me: "yes, you have to trim the fur at least 4 times a year."
She points to another dog (chihuahua), with the same questions, which I answer politely.
She points again to the first dog (the japonese spaniel): "What's this breed?" and I just start repeating.
She: "Oh, yeah, and this one?" Points to a third breed, and I give answers. She listens, turns, and points to the Japonese spaniel again: "and what's this?"
$^ù$^damn lady, LISTEN and PAY ATTENTION.
She wnet home with a dog, but nit the Japonese one.
The other client(s) were a family of 8... immigrants. They choose a small Yorkshire, and want to buy some parfum and shampoo for it (one of the daughters is very ostentative in covering her nose, while it is just PUPPY ODOR, not stinking wet dog...) and then, when I show the food, they look like they won't buy it. I've just told them that food is more important then smelling like cinnamon (yes, that was the perfume they bopught) and I probably looked ... Mcgonagal-ish. The girl uncovered her nose and the mother took the bag of food with her to pay for it, without further discusion.
And I sold a kitten and the new owners had to dig out their wallet to have enough money for it. (10 euro...) I wonder how they will feed it.
And let me show off my dragons once more! Proud mama vibes all over teh cute babies! All in my scheme to give them some views. hehehe.