discrimination
today i realized that i am discriminated against, and i would say that the majority of you who read this journal are as well. now, who does this discriminating and why? it is none other than those happy, peppy cheerleaders. and they are discriminating against me because i am not atheletic. i find this despicable. because i don't play sports i don't get candy, or a little sign on my locker. how wrong! so i propose a solution. all non-atheletic people, band together! we outnumber those cheer leaders! we will stage a quiet revolution using reverse descrimination. if they descriminate against us, then fine. we will just have to descriminate right back. down with the cheerleaders!!
in other news, i think i will marry michael phelps.
in other news, i think i will marry michael phelps.