Osama
Osama is telling us who to vote for? Sounds like a good idea. Why not vote for the canidate hand picked by our worst enemy? He says he will attack us if we don't. Of course, he doesn't hate America, just George Bush, since he attacked America several times before Bush took office. And he deffinately wants an American president who is passionate about fighting him and terrorism. Osama's biggest worry is the safety of the American people, second only to his concern for the elimination of terrorism in the world. So come, let us join the ranks of cowards giving in to the pressures of terrorism and fear. France, Spain, Russia, we will follow your lead. Osama is the new world leader. We will do what he tells us to because we are weak and afraid.