Absolutely Lovely!
I'd like to think it was Destiny. Fate and/or Destiny. Yes. That is right my friends. I finally met my first pseudo-celebrity, a one Ms Taylor Cole of the Laguna Beach fame.
You may not know it, but she goes to my school. Yes she does. And today I was visiting my friend Carlye's dorm, Coronado (also known as Score-onado, Whore-onado, or 8 Floors of Whores) which is also coincidentally where Taylor Cole lives. (prepare yourself for the ultimate in romanticism) And this was the 3rd or 4th time I'd visited Carlye and..walked past Taylor's dorm room door. but THIS time was different! We walk past the door (me, carlye, britt, and steve) and the door is SLIGHTLY ajar....and there's a pair of keys on this huge gaudy key chain in the door...hrmmmm....so we keep walking and i'm like NO! guys! I gotta go back! I'm gonna tell her! I'm gonna MEET her!! So everyone's liek YAYAYA do it! woo. so i gather my nerves, walk back...knock lightly on the door......and then....IT'S HER!
"uhhh, hey, uhh"
(blank look)
"I just wanted to tell you that you uhh left your keys..."
"What?"
"Oh uh...(points to door) you left your keys in the door and I..uh...didn't know if you knew?...uh..."
"Oh! thankyou! (takes keys out of door)"
And I ran away.
Wow. She was pretty nice about it. I think I'm in love.
Ok maybe not but i DO have a secret lesbian crush on this girl I've never met, but I can't talk about that here because some (ok really just one) of you readers definitely knows this sexxxy mama.
I met a pseudo-famous girl! She probably was like "hrmm you look SO familiar" because I invited her to join my new facebook group yesterday. But she hasnt' joined that slut. Just kidding. Just kidding.
You may not know it, but she goes to my school. Yes she does. And today I was visiting my friend Carlye's dorm, Coronado (also known as Score-onado, Whore-onado, or 8 Floors of Whores) which is also coincidentally where Taylor Cole lives. (prepare yourself for the ultimate in romanticism) And this was the 3rd or 4th time I'd visited Carlye and..walked past Taylor's dorm room door. but THIS time was different! We walk past the door (me, carlye, britt, and steve) and the door is SLIGHTLY ajar....and there's a pair of keys on this huge gaudy key chain in the door...hrmmmm....so we keep walking and i'm like NO! guys! I gotta go back! I'm gonna tell her! I'm gonna MEET her!! So everyone's liek YAYAYA do it! woo. so i gather my nerves, walk back...knock lightly on the door......and then....IT'S HER!
"uhhh, hey, uhh"
(blank look)
"I just wanted to tell you that you uhh left your keys..."
"What?"
"Oh uh...(points to door) you left your keys in the door and I..uh...didn't know if you knew?...uh..."
"Oh! thankyou! (takes keys out of door)"
And I ran away.
Wow. She was pretty nice about it. I think I'm in love.
Ok maybe not but i DO have a secret lesbian crush on this girl I've never met, but I can't talk about that here because some (ok really just one) of you readers definitely knows this sexxxy mama.
I met a pseudo-famous girl! She probably was like "hrmm you look SO familiar" because I invited her to join my new facebook group yesterday. But she hasnt' joined that slut. Just kidding. Just kidding.