Lest There Have Been Any Lingering Question
To Whom It May Concern,
sabotabby and I are not the same person.
We share several things: our cats, sometimes a hair colour, some favourite boutiques, the coffee budget, our books, a cleaning roster, some friends, the odd garment, a cafepress store, certain political views, a cultural vocabulary, a penchant for kneesocks and garments decorated with skulls, and in former times a workplace.
We're both petite brunettes who use a lot of red hair-dye. We are both editors. We both have LJs. We are both vegetarians. We both like chocolate, coffee, cats, Nalo Hopkinson's books, and Peach Berserk clothes. We both hate bananas.
However, sabotabby likes pickles, olives, and beer. I do not. I spend a lot of my time dancing. sabotabby does not. I sing in a choir. sabotabby insists that she cannot sing. sabotabby is a member of the IWW. I am a member of the middle-management class, and therefore her class enemy. sabotabby draws a cute web comic, called gaybortion. I have created precisely one webcomic in my life, and it involved no drawing. She was raised Jewish; I was raised Catholic.
We are not the same person. Coming trolling to my LJ and telling her to ban you, will confuse us.
I hereby invoke the Superman rule: Two people who appear in the same place at the same time cannot possibly be the same person.
We're not the same person.
Even if our moms do get us confused on the phone.
sabotabby and I are not the same person.
We share several things: our cats, sometimes a hair colour, some favourite boutiques, the coffee budget, our books, a cleaning roster, some friends, the odd garment, a cafepress store, certain political views, a cultural vocabulary, a penchant for kneesocks and garments decorated with skulls, and in former times a workplace.
We're both petite brunettes who use a lot of red hair-dye. We are both editors. We both have LJs. We are both vegetarians. We both like chocolate, coffee, cats, Nalo Hopkinson's books, and Peach Berserk clothes. We both hate bananas.
However, sabotabby likes pickles, olives, and beer. I do not. I spend a lot of my time dancing. sabotabby does not. I sing in a choir. sabotabby insists that she cannot sing. sabotabby is a member of the IWW. I am a member of the middle-management class, and therefore her class enemy. sabotabby draws a cute web comic, called gaybortion. I have created precisely one webcomic in my life, and it involved no drawing. She was raised Jewish; I was raised Catholic.
We are not the same person. Coming trolling to my LJ and telling her to ban you, will confuse us.
I hereby invoke the Superman rule: Two people who appear in the same place at the same time cannot possibly be the same person.
We're not the same person.
Even if our moms do get us confused on the phone.