I don't know what it is with my relations and peculiar purple accessories. I mean, yes, I like purple. I wear a fair bit of purple. I wear some accessories (mostly shrugs. Yet, for some reason, I do not yet own a purple shrug). But people on both sides of my family seem to enjoy giving me bizarre purple accessories that I don't know how to wear.
First, there was the
muppet-tails scarf. That came from someone on my mom's side, possibly my mom.
Now, courtesy of my step mother, I bring you ...
Yep.
It's a knitted brain jellyfish.
In other words, this may be that rare specimen, a hat that I don't know how to pull off.
So, I ask you, friends and acquaintances, how does one wear such a garment? I mean, on one's head, clearly. But beyond that?
I don't think this is a good look for me.
Generally with berets, which I wear a lot, I sort of affect a vaguely French look, with the beret slouched over to the side. I tried that here:
But I'm just not sure.
Maybe on the back of the head?
Perhaps I have finally met the hat that will defeat me.