Stanley cup
I stare at my screen in glee and disbelief every time I see the Oilers have won and are one step closer to the stanley cup finals. Then I realize that i'm in the wrong fucking country and part of me hopes they lose so I won't miss out on the festivities back home if they do get to the finals or even win the cup. But let's rally behind the Oilers and bring the cup back to Canada for the first time in over a decade! It'll be pure dead brilliant!