0wned
Thats my new word. OK so its not that new. But it's my new word and I love it. It was the word used to describe my politics teacher, Mr.Tetley earlier today (by the way, if you're reading this lurch, I mean sir, owned). Why? Cos he was bitching about how my homework is never on time and always sucks, then i handed mine in on time, and he gave me back a piece of old work that was good. Its almost as much 0wnage as when my old physics teacher had a go at me for talking in class "you should listen, what did you get in the mocks? Not very high if i imagine" "an A,sir." "oh....well...um". Twat.
Ah yes, people, now hear this. I do NOT want to hear about, read about, or just generally find out about the nasty dirty little bits of your sex lives. why? Cos its fucking foul. Chris Moss decided he wanted to show me a text his girlfriend sent him. The only words I'm allowed to say at this time of day are "shaven", "wet" and "moaning". thats dis-fucking-gusting. I don't wanna know that. You're an ugly son of a bitch, and the thought of you having sex with anyone makes me feel ill. Matt Aldred, the same shit applies to you. I do not care if you have experience in anything we talk about thats vaguely sexually related. If I say to someone "Did you find a condom in your arse this morning or something" I do not want you to say "Nah they won't stick, I should know" or other such shit. I don't wanna have the image of your weedy shit of a body getting any physical pleasure whatsoever. Nor do I care that you are the only non-virgin bar like 2 in the group. Aside from the fact that I, along with the rest of the civilised world, don't give a rat's arse about your love life, it also doesn't make your penis any larger, so stop hoping it will increase prestige. Chris, granted, I think you just wanted to see my reaction, so fair enough.
Wow I'm ranting again. Someone send a bunch of flowers to whoever the hell got in my way. Surprisngly, this has actually not been a bad day. Played a lot of games, showed some ability. I'll catch you one day bowser!
Toodles for now everyone
Ah yes, people, now hear this. I do NOT want to hear about, read about, or just generally find out about the nasty dirty little bits of your sex lives. why? Cos its fucking foul. Chris Moss decided he wanted to show me a text his girlfriend sent him. The only words I'm allowed to say at this time of day are "shaven", "wet" and "moaning". thats dis-fucking-gusting. I don't wanna know that. You're an ugly son of a bitch, and the thought of you having sex with anyone makes me feel ill. Matt Aldred, the same shit applies to you. I do not care if you have experience in anything we talk about thats vaguely sexually related. If I say to someone "Did you find a condom in your arse this morning or something" I do not want you to say "Nah they won't stick, I should know" or other such shit. I don't wanna have the image of your weedy shit of a body getting any physical pleasure whatsoever. Nor do I care that you are the only non-virgin bar like 2 in the group. Aside from the fact that I, along with the rest of the civilised world, don't give a rat's arse about your love life, it also doesn't make your penis any larger, so stop hoping it will increase prestige. Chris, granted, I think you just wanted to see my reaction, so fair enough.
Wow I'm ranting again. Someone send a bunch of flowers to whoever the hell got in my way. Surprisngly, this has actually not been a bad day. Played a lot of games, showed some ability. I'll catch you one day bowser!
Toodles for now everyone