In other news...
* Had swine flu. Got better.
* Why why why am I so far behind on NaNo? *looks mournfully at sad little wordcount*
* Today, I have put around 200 invoices in little envelopes. I also got a papercut.
Zin: Welcome to (company) how can I help you?
Male obnoxious customer (MOC): Let me speak to Mr X.
Zin: I'm sorry, he's not available right now. Can I take a message and ask him to call you back?
MOC: No, I know how you womenfolk are, you can't be trusted. I already left a ton of messages and he hasn't called me.
Zin: I can assure you that he gets all his messages, but I'll be happy to remind him if you'd like.
MOC: No, no, I know you girls. I'll handle it myself. Every time I call you say you'll give him a message and you never do.
Zin (losing patience): Sorry to hear that, sir, but I promise you that we give him all his messages. If anyone hasn't, then she hasn't been doing her job right, but I seriously doubt that. We're all professionals here.
MOC: Yes, that's what I'm saying. Everyone knows how girls are. I'll get hold of him on my own, have a nice day.
Zin (clenched teeth of rage and fake voice of sugar-sweetness): You to sir, you have a really good day now and thank you so much for calling.
*click*
Zin: Fuck you too, asshole.
* Why why why am I so far behind on NaNo? *looks mournfully at sad little wordcount*
* Today, I have put around 200 invoices in little envelopes. I also got a papercut.
Zin: Welcome to (company) how can I help you?
Male obnoxious customer (MOC): Let me speak to Mr X.
Zin: I'm sorry, he's not available right now. Can I take a message and ask him to call you back?
MOC: No, I know how you womenfolk are, you can't be trusted. I already left a ton of messages and he hasn't called me.
Zin: I can assure you that he gets all his messages, but I'll be happy to remind him if you'd like.
MOC: No, no, I know you girls. I'll handle it myself. Every time I call you say you'll give him a message and you never do.
Zin (losing patience): Sorry to hear that, sir, but I promise you that we give him all his messages. If anyone hasn't, then she hasn't been doing her job right, but I seriously doubt that. We're all professionals here.
MOC: Yes, that's what I'm saying. Everyone knows how girls are. I'll get hold of him on my own, have a nice day.
Zin (clenched teeth of rage and fake voice of sugar-sweetness): You to sir, you have a really good day now and thank you so much for calling.
*click*
Zin: Fuck you too, asshole.