Steve, you are ridiculous...

[zinfic]

I assume (heh, ass-ume... Shut up, it's early, okay?) you've all seen the butt-hugging climbing harness pics from 1x20 already, but I must admit that the one that really tickled my brain was this one.

So, more on the subject of 'what the hell is he doing?' Most interesting theory wins a drabble!