SCotD
Dear US 'Gentleman'
No, I can't answer any questions about this company's head office in Russia. No, I don't speak Russian. Yes, it is a real company but I still can't tell you anything about the operations in Russia. Why? Because I'm a lowly switchboard operator, that's why. I know it's morning in the States right now, but here in Sweden, I'm just getting ready to pack up my things and go home, and anyone who could have helped you already left half an hour ago. I can take a message and ask them to call you back, but that's really all I can do for you this late in the day.
Aaaaaand now you're hitting on me, how wonderful. (For your information, Mr 'All-Swedish-Girls-Are-So-Beautiful'. Blonde, tall, long-legged and buxom? I pretty much only fit the 'buxom' part.) Oh, you want to come and visit me when you go to Sweden? Let me know when you'll be here so I'll know when to hide.
No love,
Zin
No, I can't answer any questions about this company's head office in Russia. No, I don't speak Russian. Yes, it is a real company but I still can't tell you anything about the operations in Russia. Why? Because I'm a lowly switchboard operator, that's why. I know it's morning in the States right now, but here in Sweden, I'm just getting ready to pack up my things and go home, and anyone who could have helped you already left half an hour ago. I can take a message and ask them to call you back, but that's really all I can do for you this late in the day.
Aaaaaand now you're hitting on me, how wonderful. (For your information, Mr 'All-Swedish-Girls-Are-So-Beautiful'. Blonde, tall, long-legged and buxom? I pretty much only fit the 'buxom' part.) Oh, you want to come and visit me when you go to Sweden? Let me know when you'll be here so I'll know when to hide.
No love,
Zin