Updating Finally... Prepare Ye for the Randomness!
Well, well well... LiveJournal... my vent to the outside world... My Fortress of Solitude...the window into my "Vast and Vacant" mind... How I feel sorry for abandoning you. Truly I an sorry.
Ah, but what, dear LJ, shall I write about? I think I'll start off by listing a few quotes that have intrigued me.
"Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in an oven!" Relax, I'm kidding!
"MACE, n.
A staff of office signifying authority. Its form, that of a heavy club, indicates its original purpose and use in dissuading from dissent."
"DENTIST, n.
A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket."
Now. Another subject. Hmmm... for this I'm thinking a rant.
Well the people of my Science Class have once again proved their...lack of intellect to me. A couple of days ago my religion class watch "Bruce Almighty". When we got to the famous "jazz" scene they laughed. Which, mind you, is perfectly normal. Now lots of these kids are in my science as well... And what did I happen to hear that fine day? Them trying to quote it. "Hey, you like jazz, -[insert name]-? Well let me play you something on my flute"
I must calmly say this to you now... HE MEANT A TRUMPET! NOT A FLUTE! FLUTES ARE NOT USED IN JAZZ (excluding the Jazz Flute)!!! "BRUCE" WAS CLEARLY PLAYING AIR TRUMPET... NOT FLUTE!!!
Oh! And if I hear the words "BRUTEski" (as they think its spelled), "BOOTski" (grr...), and "FANDAWG" one more time I'll got postal... on their stupid, moronic faces! (much to everyones predictions)
*sigh* Well that is all I wish to rant about right now... I plan to do more soon.
Ciao,
~zimygoodness
Ah, but what, dear LJ, shall I write about? I think I'll start off by listing a few quotes that have intrigued me.
"Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in an oven!" Relax, I'm kidding!
"MACE, n.
A staff of office signifying authority. Its form, that of a heavy club, indicates its original purpose and use in dissuading from dissent."
"DENTIST, n.
A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket."
Now. Another subject. Hmmm... for this I'm thinking a rant.
Well the people of my Science Class have once again proved their...lack of intellect to me. A couple of days ago my religion class watch "Bruce Almighty". When we got to the famous "jazz" scene they laughed. Which, mind you, is perfectly normal. Now lots of these kids are in my science as well... And what did I happen to hear that fine day? Them trying to quote it. "Hey, you like jazz, -[insert name]-? Well let me play you something on my flute"
I must calmly say this to you now... HE MEANT A TRUMPET! NOT A FLUTE! FLUTES ARE NOT USED IN JAZZ (excluding the Jazz Flute)!!! "BRUCE" WAS CLEARLY PLAYING AIR TRUMPET... NOT FLUTE!!!
Oh! And if I hear the words "BRUTEski" (as they think its spelled), "BOOTski" (grr...), and "FANDAWG" one more time I'll got postal... on their stupid, moronic faces! (much to everyones predictions)
*sigh* Well that is all I wish to rant about right now... I plan to do more soon.
Ciao,
~zimygoodness