DRAMA QUEEN MURDERED. CAUSE OF DEATH: SAM WINCHESTER
Isn't it funny how I thought last week's was bad? HA..HA..HA....ha.
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Let's rewind, shall we? At 1:45PM...
"What are you talking about?" "Why do you think you were in that chapel?"
*SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF LUNGS, BURIES HEAD IN THE PILLOW TO MUFFLE AND CRY BRAINS OUT*
FUCKITY FUCK FUCKIN FUCKERS. OKAY. BREATHE. IT DOESN’T MEAN IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN ANY MORE THAN DEAN BEING MICHAEL’S VESSEL AND LEFT AS A VEGETABLE. REALLY. REALLY. UGH. REALLY.
*TURNS AND SCREAMS BACK INTO PILLOW* THE ONE, ONE, ONE FUCKIN THING I HAVE DREADED DREADED DREADED AND YUP, I KNEW THAT FUCKIN ILCHESTER MARYLAND WASN’T JUST A PLOY. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. IS THIS WHAT A HEARTATTACK FEELS LIKE? I THINK SO. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
SPN: THE WINNER OF KILLING YOUR FANS MORE THAN ANY OTHER SHOW EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.
OH, GOD. AND SAMMY. SAM. SAM. OH SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO SAM. DO NOT, HEY, SAM, WHAT IS THE ONE THING IN THE WORLD YOU ARE TOTALLY AWESOME AT DOING? STANDING YOUR GROUND? BEING A STUBBORN FUCKIN BASTARD LIKE YOUR FATHER? CHANNEL THAT. YOU CAN DO IT KID. YOU CAN. YOU CAN. UGHHHHHHHHH.
Aw, and Sam’s little piece of relief there when he remembers Lucifer needs his consent. OH SAMMY. "I will kill myself before I let you in." "and I’ll just bring you back" UGHHHH UGHHH UGHHHHH. SAM’S FACE FALLS FURTHER THAN EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.
CAUSE OF DEATH: SAM WINCHESTER. 1:41 AM
You wouldn't believe I totally saw this route a'coming way back in the end of 4.02. Really, I'll be okay tomorrow. But until then... *RUNS AROUND WITH HER HEAD CUT OFF*
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Let's rewind, shall we? At 1:45PM...
"What are you talking about?" "Why do you think you were in that chapel?"
*SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF LUNGS, BURIES HEAD IN THE PILLOW TO MUFFLE AND CRY BRAINS OUT*
FUCKITY FUCK FUCKIN FUCKERS. OKAY. BREATHE. IT DOESN’T MEAN IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN ANY MORE THAN DEAN BEING MICHAEL’S VESSEL AND LEFT AS A VEGETABLE. REALLY. REALLY. UGH. REALLY.
*TURNS AND SCREAMS BACK INTO PILLOW* THE ONE, ONE, ONE FUCKIN THING I HAVE DREADED DREADED DREADED AND YUP, I KNEW THAT FUCKIN ILCHESTER MARYLAND WASN’T JUST A PLOY. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. IS THIS WHAT A HEARTATTACK FEELS LIKE? I THINK SO. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
SPN: THE WINNER OF KILLING YOUR FANS MORE THAN ANY OTHER SHOW EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.
OH, GOD. AND SAMMY. SAM. SAM. OH SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO SAM. DO NOT, HEY, SAM, WHAT IS THE ONE THING IN THE WORLD YOU ARE TOTALLY AWESOME AT DOING? STANDING YOUR GROUND? BEING A STUBBORN FUCKIN BASTARD LIKE YOUR FATHER? CHANNEL THAT. YOU CAN DO IT KID. YOU CAN. YOU CAN. UGHHHHHHHHH.
Aw, and Sam’s little piece of relief there when he remembers Lucifer needs his consent. OH SAMMY. "I will kill myself before I let you in." "and I’ll just bring you back" UGHHHH UGHHH UGHHHHH. SAM’S FACE FALLS FURTHER THAN EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.
CAUSE OF DEATH: SAM WINCHESTER. 1:41 AM
You wouldn't believe I totally saw this route a'coming way back in the end of 4.02. Really, I'll be okay tomorrow. But until then... *RUNS AROUND WITH HER HEAD CUT OFF*