Jumped on the
Buzzfeed Ugly Sweater Generator. Everything I did came out so cutesy, in desperation I typed in "Adolf Hitler". Buzzfeed: "Please check your answers".
Severed head: Pic of Minion in "This is Fine" Dog's setting. Given the poor little guy's stunned expression, Buzzfeed must have threaten to mutilated a bunch of bananas if he didn't pose in the burning room.
Last attempt: vomit.