I have some FUCKED up dreams
Having woken fairly early this morning, around 10:30 I decided on a tiny nap. My other half wandered up around 1pm and woke me from the strangest dream. Now strange dreams aren't that unusual, I have them quite often, I love to dream and sleep for extended periods on the weekends just to do more dreaming. But this one... whoa
I don't know exactly how it began, but I was over at Cher's house... yes, THE Cher. Please get it through your heads, I don't find her attractive in the slightest, and while I don't dislike her really, I'm not a fan either. So anyway, I'm at Cher's house, in her bedroom, on her bed... she's naked, as am I (I think) and I'm having sex with her and eating chocolate covered sponge cake slices off of her more intimate areas. And this isn't the strange part!!
In her bedroom was a sectional couch along the wall, which held several spectators, only a few of whom I remember. One was my husband, who was giving me cunnigulus tips, the other was Kevin Costner, who was just observing I guess... and the third was a pre-trailer trash era Brittany Spears... whom I remember telling "You just need a good spanking, and you're next" The whole thing was rather absurd really, and I just don't know where this shit comes from!!
powered by performancing firefox
I don't know exactly how it began, but I was over at Cher's house... yes, THE Cher. Please get it through your heads, I don't find her attractive in the slightest, and while I don't dislike her really, I'm not a fan either. So anyway, I'm at Cher's house, in her bedroom, on her bed... she's naked, as am I (I think) and I'm having sex with her and eating chocolate covered sponge cake slices off of her more intimate areas. And this isn't the strange part!!
In her bedroom was a sectional couch along the wall, which held several spectators, only a few of whom I remember. One was my husband, who was giving me cunnigulus tips, the other was Kevin Costner, who was just observing I guess... and the third was a pre-trailer trash era Brittany Spears... whom I remember telling "You just need a good spanking, and you're next" The whole thing was rather absurd really, and I just don't know where this shit comes from!!
powered by performancing firefox