Tech Support: “Alright sir, I looked at your computer and it looks like you need to reinstall your office software before we can proceed.”
Customer: “Oh, okay.”
TS: “Can you show me where your software installation CDs are?”
Customer: “My what?”
TS: “The CDs that your office software came on when you first bought them.”
Customer: “Oh, I threw those out.”
TS: “Why? Was there something wrong with them?”
Customer: “No, of course not. I installed the software and then threw out the empty discs.”
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