"Locker Room Sex @ the Country Club"

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"Hey Beau--Long time, no see
How's the 'good life', the gorgeous wife n' kids?"

"O, Wonderful Biff, but enough about me--
How was the last business trip?"

"Business as usual, Beau *winkwink*
Let's hit the showers, then go have a drink."

"O.K.--Hey Biff, great game out there...
and, might I say, niiice underwear!"

"Why, thanks Beau--whadd'ya know?
Take'm, I've got an extra pair."

"Really, Biff?...Can I take a whiff
before I slap'm on my ass?"

"Yes, really Beau and yes, you may
wear my jockstrap like a hat."

"Jesus, Biff--my dick is stiff and
my own jock is getting heavy."

"Cripes, Beau--I'm about to blow--
O, Fuck--I'm almost ready!"

"Do it, Biff before anyone comes
I'm almost there dude! I'm almost done!"

"Ahhhhhh--take it, Beau! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Take it all, boy. Don't waste none!"

*gurgle*slurp*florp*grunt*gobble*gulp*
"Holy shit, Biff...I just swallowed your pulp"

"Uhh...yeah...Beau...don't tell anyone, will you?
If you do, I'll fucking kill you."

"Biff, don't be silly--the secret's safe with me.
Now, how about some tennis and a very dry martini?"

.d.