Me v. Felicia Day
Jesi says that Felicia Day is the Nerd Queen. I beg to differ. I think that I am the Nerd Queen. I am everything Felicia Day is and more. LET US EXAMINE THE FACTS:
DAYNA
FELICIA
Winner
Hair
Red, choppy, stylish.
Red, long, boring
Felicia, according to my shitty friends (professional styling)
Internet fame
Twitter Mastercrap Theatre
The Guild, Doctor Horrible
Felicia. But TMCT is awesome, fuckers.
Television fame
X-Files
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, other stuff.
Dayna. XF beats EVERYTHING EVER, MOTHAFUCKAS. OKAY NEVER MIND MY FRIENDS SAY SHE WINS but only cause she's done a lot more than me.
Gamer skills
Worked in the games industry. Can pwn your fucking ass at most games. Has almost every console put out in the past 20 years.
Plays WoW.
This caused a serious fight. But I say I win. And so does Jesi. OPEN CHALLENGE TO FELICIA DAY. GAME OF YOUR CHOICE.
Comic Fame
Starring character in Things She Do
Mentioned once on Penny Arcade
Dayna. I'm a STAR, she had a CAMEO.
Singing
Degree in opera. Did backup singing for Mya. Performed in many, many professional musical theatre shows.
Doctor Horrible. Sure, it was commercially successful, but is she as awesome as I am? No.
Dayna. More training, better voice.
Pets
3 cats, one dog, all rescues, dog is pit bull. Because they're harder to place. And WONDERFUL.
One dog. Rescue.
Dayna. Wins in number, and in awesome.
Musical Instruments
Plays like, 8, but all of them crappily except the guitar.
Professional quality violinist.
Felicia. I'm not great. Not as good as her. And violin is a hard instrument to learn.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
DAYNA
FELICIA
Winner
Hair
Red, choppy, stylish.
Red, long, boring
Felicia, according to my shitty friends (professional styling)
Internet fame
Twitter Mastercrap Theatre
The Guild, Doctor Horrible
Felicia. But TMCT is awesome, fuckers.
Television fame
X-Files
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, other stuff.
Dayna. XF beats EVERYTHING EVER, MOTHAFUCKAS. OKAY NEVER MIND MY FRIENDS SAY SHE WINS but only cause she's done a lot more than me.
Gamer skills
Worked in the games industry. Can pwn your fucking ass at most games. Has almost every console put out in the past 20 years.
Plays WoW.
This caused a serious fight. But I say I win. And so does Jesi. OPEN CHALLENGE TO FELICIA DAY. GAME OF YOUR CHOICE.
Comic Fame
Starring character in Things She Do
Mentioned once on Penny Arcade
Dayna. I'm a STAR, she had a CAMEO.
Singing
Degree in opera. Did backup singing for Mya. Performed in many, many professional musical theatre shows.
Doctor Horrible. Sure, it was commercially successful, but is she as awesome as I am? No.
Dayna. More training, better voice.
Pets
3 cats, one dog, all rescues, dog is pit bull. Because they're harder to place. And WONDERFUL.
One dog. Rescue.
Dayna. Wins in number, and in awesome.
Musical Instruments
Plays like, 8, but all of them crappily except the guitar.
Professional quality violinist.
Felicia. I'm not great. Not as good as her. And violin is a hard instrument to learn.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?