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Writer's Block: United Nations World Teachers Day

Oct 05, 2008 03:26

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sarahvma October 5 2008, 20:37:26 UTC

My favorite thing was when my Gym Teacher said she never understood how anyone could hate being able to just play for an hour. I then proceeded to inform her how guys sitting around watching newly-developed breasts flop around and then throwing a heavy ball at you wasn't the carefree pastime it must have been back in the 70s.

ziggystarduzt October 7 2008, 03:24:47 UTC

I was blessed with girls-only gym, myself, and didn't have much in the way of breasts until much later in my teens. I just HATED IT ANYWAY.

Although, I actually ended up with credit for grade 12 PE. I did so much dance that they gave me school credit. woo.

sarahvma October 7 2008, 13:57:26 UTC

lol -- Damn you and your credit dance!

I found that -- rather than trying to get out of Gym -- simply excusing myself to the washroom for extended periods seemed to help.

ziggystarduzt October 7 2008, 13:58:47 UTC

Oh yeah, I'm sure that would work too, but see, I'm a giant drama queen. Faking illness and making a big scene was much more my style.

sarahvma October 7 2008, 14:32:56 UTC

Aah, good point. I once cried to get out of Gym because -- and I'm not kidding -- I had gotten so fat that none of the Gym shorts would fit me.

Luckily I didn't care, but the female Gym teacher looked mortified and said I could go the Library.

ziggystarduzt October 7 2008, 14:40:11 UTC

Hold on. Back that right up. Did you have communal borrowed school gym shorts? That.. Nope, no words.

sarahvma October 7 2008, 17:25:57 UTC

Oh, Surrey.

ziggystarduzt October 7 2008, 18:58:54 UTC

THERE! Those are the words I was looking for.

sarahvma October 7 2008, 19:09:10 UTC

The true whores proud and free.
From far and wide,
O Surrey, we Gardasil for thee.

ziggystarduzt October 8 2008, 16:24:33 UTC

lmao! Did you come up with that all by yourself?

sarahvma October 8 2008, 17:57:43 UTC

Oui, madame.

Speaking of the national anthem -- did you hear it's being used cornily in the ad campaign... I think by the Conservatives.

Question: Why does Canada boast about having a third-party (as opposed to the Americans only having two) when it never gets in anyway? How is the NDP any different from Ralph Nader?

ziggystarduzt October 8 2008, 18:09:34 UTC

Good old Harper. No, I haven't seen any ads, what with my no cable. It's quite beneficial at times like this.

As for the NDP, they may never be federally hugely successful, but provincially they do pretty well, particularly in the early-mid 90s. BC had an NDP premier for quite awhile.

I think I'm voting Green though, cause the NDP want to let any fucking immigrant who feels like it into the country. *glares at you*

I hate Richmond.

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